I was at the airport eating some gummy bears and this 6yo walked up to me with his hand out. I asked him as sweet as pie, where his parents were. The mother called out, "oh it's fine, he can have some". I told her "oh no baby, you should go buy your own child candy... we're at the airport, I'm a stranger." GTFO!!
the female body for some reason has tons of mechanisms to gain weight unrelated to consumption, the male body on the other hand has virtually none, meaning if you're fat as a man its entirely your own fault you hungry hungry hippo
I believe in divorce like mad because forever is a long time, and whether you're a woman or a man, you should not have to condemn yourself to unhappiness for the rest of your life.
35 no baby daddy. No Man. No Roster. No Beef with loser bitches. Just a passport full of stamps, an amazing support system & deep connection with GOD ✨
I don’t want my daughter to be like me. I want her to speak up sooner. Walk away faster. Trust herself deeper. Apologize less. Take up more space. Ask bigger questions. Dream louder. And if that means she becomes everything I wasnt… GOOD!
My mom has never called me “Oloshi” or “Oponu” in all my 27 years on earth, but I’m supposed to let a partner use them when they are pissed, because, it’s not that deep lol.
Pack everyone into therapy.
“Ode” with a smile/laugh is the only one that can be used endearingly.🚶🏿♂️
My contribution to the society is that I don't feel entitled to money that I didn't work for.
If you give me, I'll appreciate. If you don't, it's okay because it's your money.
How can you be the fat person inside Keke and you’re still the one squeezing face and wanting to push other people outside with your fat self???
Insensitive much.
One day gents you must understand that women are reciprocators, not initiators. They step AFTER y’all step. You lead, they FOLLOW. Idk how else to explain this but it’s really SO simple.
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