Ghetto Hikes

Ghetto Hikes is back!

My full-time job is to take kids (of all ethnicities) from the city on hikes outdoors. Here, I just tweet what I hear.

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"Twenty million years ago you might have seen a Chris Bosh in this type ecosystmy."

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"Mr. Cody, can you sign this petition to get Si from Duck Dynasty to adopt me? It's for a good cause."

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Ain't even gone lie, I would not even look twice if I saw President Putin come round that treeline ridin a bear. That dude the baddest.

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“My flappy bird high score more than what the broncos scored.”

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“We don’t need smokey da bear, we got Pharrell.”

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“I had 3 bitches making me a sandwich this morning. I felt like a pimp. That’s why I like Subway.”

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Check out Hilarious Images Caught on Google Street View! We think #8 is a crack-up! http://t.co/jgGJ7hnMeo

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“So you think buzzards is probably the most ratchet animals, Mr. Cody?“

[BiteThemes @bitethemes]

RT if you know two-face people like this:

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Some People on Facebook Just Don't Get It. http://t.co/h5X13CkJ53

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“If grandma say ‘thats nice honey’, it’s her version of ‘cool story bro’.”

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“This hike up this mountain better be with it. I better get a million likes on Instagram when I take a selfie at the top.”

[BiteThemes @bitethemes]

RIP Uncle Phil. RT if you love this scene

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“Hey Pedro, say ‘pop tamale I’m sweatin’ one more time, you got me rollin.”

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Number 5 in my last tweet though 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Photos that shouldn't have been shared on Facebook >> http://t.co/6NLoahPaeD

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“Is it aight if I do a no. 2 over behind that tree? I found me a leaf softer than Drake to wipe with.”

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“I rep EAST SIDE! Like Mr. Cody said that sun rise on the east! Sun representin!”

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“It’s 364 days ‘til Christmas and folks already got they Christmas lights up. SMH”

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“Not even my cousin Tonio’s Beats by Dre can cancel out yo loud mouth Aeroneisha.”