75 Horses worth of glue

[realyuriyearners @realyuriyearns]

i have a foot fetish except that instead of feet i'm turned on by being treated with basic respect.

[フブキ👑 Letourneau🫃(librarian) @NorthernIion_LP]

brother this game is just how NL plays lethal company

[Alice Kane Wolf @AliceKaneWolf]

bro chill take one of these it’ll level you out

[「アレックス・カニンガム」 @jourdal]

The power of video games

[parkeuh @parkeuhhhh]

goooood morning

[Barry the Warlock @EmperorBarry69]

BANGGGGGGG

[mie @girlpov]

when someone asks me to go out and i say yes without thinking about my crippling savings account because time is meant to be wasted with friends and money is meant to be spent and the world is meant to be experienced and life is meant to be lived

[C or?Vu... S @corvideffect]

First female omnic and she gets a human face

[Sheev Talks 🟢 || The Andor video arc @SheevTalks]

I’ve still yet to see a single good defense for this

[Nearhan @Nearhanuddin]

Rock Solid inventing Hamas from first principles

[Bambi 🔞 in Raccoon City @sukufshs]

i’m so sorry but the whole “if you use knotted dildos you’re a zoophile” discourse feels just two steps away from “lesbians use penis shaped dildos bc they want to fuck men”

[turbomander @turbomander]

volcano erupts nearby so i try to position myself like the pompeii jacking off guy as a joke but the wind blows the ashes the other direction and now im just jacking off for real like an idiot

[TransgenDeer⚢🇵🇸 @Transgen_Deer]

Was cleaning off a knife but accidentally gave my Scrub Daddy an eyebrow slit now they’re nonbinary and wont do my dishes anymore

[balrog @chickenbroth_69]

Jerking a girl off and laughing and making fun of her the whole time

[man sized homunculus @pinkshtink]

good morning

[turbomander @turbomander]

okay so first of all it’s not “premature ejaculation” its called emergent gameplay and you should really appreciate that your agency as a player was rewarded dynamically in a way that ensures no two experiences are ever exactly alike

[jason . @muzzled_canine]

Took a philosophy class that covered assisted dying. One guy wanted to die because he couldn't afford his disability equipment so his life was shit and he had no independence. Apparently "why don't they just give him the equipment instead of killing him" was the wrong answer?????