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@mzberlinonline

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@jennahaze at your prime? i don't think your ever going to decline

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@PippaPisspot how far behind are you?

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@biancabeauchamp

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@PippaPisspot Did you hit the 50?

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@PippaPisspot Under the out of order how about

use rear entrance

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@mzberlinonline move here to Scotland.

i guarantee if you get fed up of the misty mornings it'll be different the next day

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@pimpedoutwhore how about some spring clamps out of a diy shop? stronger spring in them compared to a clothes peg.

just to finish off.

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@pimpedoutwhore good, although that sounds like your being nice to it.

maybe a nice through rinse in chili oil should help it out and a ball crushing for good measure

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@pimpedoutwhore what about one of these https://t.co/OqQdBoliuf for keeping pig in the garden. change the clip to padlock

used four to tie it down spread eagle for use or abuse?

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@pimpedoutwhore great minds think alike!!

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@pimpedoutwhore send the house boi to b&q get a wooden curtain pole and two screw in eye bolts.

cut pole to size, drill and screw in the eyebolts, then lock to pigs ankle cuffs. nice, cheap and pretty sturdy. and for extra fun, you can tie pigs nuts off to the bar with some tension

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@mzberlinonline Only trump is deranged. If that was a member of your family spouting the nonsense, you’d get them committed and make sure the rubber wallpaper was extra thick

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@pimpedoutwhore @JackOates359528 an idea, have a loop hanging down from piggy's balls, so that a punter can stand on it pulling piggys balls down causing more trauma and pain while it's being used.

use a shorter length depending on it's behaviour?

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@pimpedoutwhore silicon/ latex is notoriously hard to get things to stick to it.

maybe makeup prosethic glue? the stuff they use to stick bits on in movies? that could work, not perm as eventually it will come off, but it will make it harder for it to remove them