Pluto💫🌚

[Pluto💫🌚 @Ghost_Of_Pluto]

@JayNaija @abazwhyllzz Nah Manchester untied fan nawww😭
Them Dey always settle for less tsk tsk 🙂‍↔️

[Pluto💫🌚 @Ghost_Of_Pluto]

@itz_taser No good woman smokes 🌚

[Pluto💫🌚 @Ghost_Of_Pluto]

Dear mennnnnn😭

Let’s pun!sh them by closing our legs, they will beg!

[Pluto💫🌚 @Ghost_Of_Pluto]

Broke girls deserve no dick

[Pluto💫🌚 @Ghost_Of_Pluto]

Real women give men money 🙂‍↕️

[Pluto💫🌚 @Ghost_Of_Pluto]

Me as a husband of a poor wife...

Woman: good morning baby
Me: don't ever call me baby again

Woman: how was your night
Me: I saw your mates in my dream making money.

Woman: what's for breakfast?
Me: ways to make money.. 🤏🏽🤏🏽🤏🏽

[Pluto💫🌚 @Ghost_Of_Pluto]

@tinytoms_ You is pained you can’t bag him 😂

Go king!!! 🤏🏽

[Pluto💫🌚 @Ghost_Of_Pluto]

@ObaDeleke Iya alagbo 😭

[Pluto💫🌚 @Ghost_Of_Pluto]

@luv4deee Vice Versa 🤏🏽

[Pluto💫🌚 @Ghost_Of_Pluto]

@pretty_stephee So your papa nah loser?
Sad!!!🙂‍↔️

[Pluto💫🌚 @Ghost_Of_Pluto]

@sheismommy_ You think?😭😂

[Pluto💫🌚 @Ghost_Of_Pluto]

@fcbdennis_1 Go kingggggg🤏🏽

[Pluto💫🌚 @Ghost_Of_Pluto]

@Omalicha_20 God Abeg
This thing sef dey shook mouth for talk 😭

[Pluto💫🌚 @Ghost_Of_Pluto]

@iamzioraa Thick???
Blud tis fat 😭😭😭

[Pluto💫🌚 @Ghost_Of_Pluto]

@the_smallie Hin no lie jarreee
Make me sef resume my vigilante work for Gotham City

[Pluto💫🌚 @Ghost_Of_Pluto]

Date canceled, she earns 500k monthly. I no wan settle for less 🤏🏽

[Pluto💫🌚 @Ghost_Of_Pluto]

Me I can’t suffer with any woman ooo

[Pluto💫🌚 @Ghost_Of_Pluto]

Ewwwww guys, this girl asked for my number in the bus today 😭😭😭
If you no get Brabus Abeg clear 🙂‍↕️

[Pluto💫🌚 @Ghost_Of_Pluto]

This girl came up to me at the restaurant and couldn’t afford to pay my bill, Then she had the audacity to ask for my number 😭
Anyways, I turned her down guys cause I can’t be caught hanging around broke women 🤏🏽

[Pluto💫🌚 @Ghost_Of_Pluto]

24 today. No wife, no stress, no one asking “what’s for dinner?”… honestly I am winning.

A survivor. 🙂‍↔️🩷