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electric lazy land

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Not doing well (~:

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In the weird enough state to get emotional to vintage Fall Out Boy tonight. Someone call the FBI.

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Life is just a long series of sleeping with people you don’t know how to talk to and talking at length to people you don’t want to sleep with.

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@modestevan I don't expect it to get passed the dead cat sex talk

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How do you tell your dad, about to press play on Her, that he will not enjoy that movie.

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My dad just asked me if I've ever had earl grey tea. What a fucking pretentious hipster.

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Just saw a ufo??? Maybe it was a biker idk it was a ufo to me ☄☄☄

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My uber driver's car smells like a hot glue gun.

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I have a painted on beard today and I STILL got free humus from a boy at the food court. #toocute #girlswithbeards

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Are creepers out tell me the truth

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"you beat teen pregnancy" - @ashlynnemn on my birthday

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Does my uber driver care it's my birthday? Idk he gave me some gum, you tell me

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Let's play a game called "so you don't know how to get back to your car"

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Catch me at the @radioactiverecs #iiipoints Pop-Up Shop sellin records & being hit on by all caliber of men who are "so glad vinyl is alive"

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@Hiraishin13 ah sorry, just saw, didn't go through security because I'm a vendor ) :

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Took out a Craigslist ad seeking person to bring me a cigarette to the Radio-Active booth at iii points.

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More fun than having a checkup with your OB/GYN: riding the elevator downstairs with him afterward.

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I think I have the "Amazon shopping on Ambien" equivalent of "up late outgoing texts".

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can't 💃🏻 catch 💃🏻 a 💃🏻 break

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The company I'm starting at today filed for bankruptcy LOL SICK