SOS USA 🇺🇸

#SOSUSA

[NEET @NEETOCRACY]

How to get satisfaction as a NEET:

- drive on empty roads
- work out in empty gyms
- sleep in
- look and feel your best. dress up, even if you plan on staying at home
- NEVER use an alarm clock again
- hang out with fellow NEETs
- go for a walk once a day
- don't abuse drugs, alcohol, porn or any other vices (otherwise you're still a slave)
- stop caring about money
- most importantly, spend every waking moment doing what you want on your own terms

[NEET @NEETOCRACY]

“Everyone in crypto needs to zoom out”

*zooms out*

>you’re 29
>you’re single
>your hairline is receding
>you stare at charts all day
>you don’t have any money
>you can never go back to a normal life
>you’ve wasted the best years of your life
>you will never get that time back

[SOS USA 🇺🇸 @ghostforrest]

@Charli3M00r3 @ArtemisConsort That’s why there’s been a influx of men not approaching. Men are seeing that trend thinking it’s hilarious and following suit because they want to fit in more than they care about the activity.

[Paul Elam @RealPaulElam]

They still don't get it. Men are fleeing dating apps, not showing up to singles events and most young men aren't even interested in dating. That initiative? It's gone by virtue of men not GAF. Congrats, ladies, you won the gender war, sort of.

[SOS USA 🇺🇸 @ghostforrest]

@prittinp1nk Bro sounds like he’s about to cry tf you mean “good self concept” 💀

[SnooZey @SnooZeyLive]

Spurs please don’t let these fans get a ring they don’t deserve shit 🤧💀

[Christian Heiens 🏛 @ChristianHeiens]

No way is Fujimori going to lose her FOURTH consecutive presidential election by the exact same margin.

[Jorge Ovalle 🇵🇸 @JorgeOvalleB]

Lo que acaba de pasar en Perú es histórico, Keiko Fujimori de extrema Derecha habia ganado la 1era vuelta por 5% a la izquierda.

La izquierda se dedicó a trabajar, sumar y a esta hora acaba de remontar y es oficial el candidato de izquierda ganó la presidencia del Perú.

Vamos!

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I think one of the worst things the internet did to reading was turn it into a pathetic competitive sport. You don’t need a 45 book goal. You just need to read what you actually like, at your own pace, and let the ideas sink in longer than a fleeting Instagram reel.

[The married man @marriedmn]

Marriage is collapsing because average women think they deserve ABOVE average men.

That's the whole conversation.
Social media inflated female egos to delusional levels.

Now, a regular girl with makeup and filters thinks she deserves a millionaire.

Meanwhile, the men she'd actually match with are invisible to her.

Clown economy.

[BreadWinner @BreadWinneh]

Fuck. I lost everything.

My wife is going to kill me

[Goblin @TheGoblinnn]

I’m a 617 credit score without ever repaying any debts. One of the banks I owed $8500 to just wrote it off this year, so I got a 1099 form in the mail and had to claim that $8500 as income. The bank literally paid me to be delinquent.

You slaves to the system could never.

[ًً @stoyatel]

just saw an absolute fucking chad on my timeline

[xlr8harder @xlr8harder]

are you telling me we made it to 2026 before someone was like "hey what happens if we give the magic mushrooms to people with alzheimer's"

[Alexander Augustine @WurzelRoot]

what the fuck does this even mean? my grandma didn't have 50 bodies by 22 like half of gen z

[TDHBXG @TDHBXG]

They mean men, the women are going lol

[vittorio @IterIntellectus]

it's really sad to watch

women spent the better part of two decades being lied to and told their body count doesn't matter, that it's empowerment and liberating
then they leave their bubble, meet a man they actually want, and find out basically all men worth wanting care a lot about it

feminism has done nothing but make women more miserable

[GURGAVIN @gurgavin]

GOLDMAN SACHS SAYS SPACEX CAN GROW IT’S AI REVENUE 100X IN JUST 4 YEARS TO $322 BILLION A YEAR

THE SAME GOLDMAN WHO IS LEADING THE SPACEX IPO NEXT WEEK

😂😂😂😂

$SPCX