𝐁𝐉.

ENTREPRENEUR | BLACK PLAGUE SURVIVOR | PERVERT | HERETIC | PHILANDERER | MY BEETLE IN BIO 🪲

[𝐁𝐉. @ghostlyconman]

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝐓𝐑𝐎𝐔𝐁𝐋𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐘 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐋𝐈𝐕𝐈𝐍𝐆? ⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐋! ⠀⠀
⠀⠀𝐁𝐄𝐄𝐓𝐋𝐄𝐉𝐔𝐈𝐂𝐄 𝐁𝐄𝐄𝐓𝐋𝐄𝐉𝐔𝐈𝐂𝐄 𝐁𝐄𝐄𝐓𝐋𝐄𝐉𝐔𝐈𝐂𝐄 ↓ ⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀(#mvrp, #beetlejuicerp)

[𝐁𝐉. @ghostlyconman]

// I miss my beej

[𝐁𝐉. @ghostlyconman]

Now, who the hell told ya I was unemployed, Raggedy Ann?

[𝐁𝐉. @ghostlyconman]

@MlSTYMEMORlES // that too

[𝐁𝐉. @ghostlyconman]

// im trying to remain neutral because of my distaste for the musical but come ON

[Beetlejuice on Broadway @BeetlejuiceBway]

Your Trish is our command- Trisha Paytas is joining the full #BeetlejuiceBway company for three weeks only starting November 4!

[𝐁𝐉. @ghostlyconman]

@SeacretKeeper // YEAH OMG

[𝐁𝐉. @ghostlyconman]

What the hell -

[ You know what? Just go with it Beej. She's a dumb blonde. If you play your cards right, she might even tug your dog.]

Yeah. That's right. The name's Mr. Beetleman.

[ Holding out a hand. A cockroach shoots out of his sleeve and crawls across his palm. ]

[Video Vamp! @rcbelyells]

[ Totally not giggling. Just a little. ]
" Yeah. Reminds me of The Addams Family a little, it is almost October.. it would make sense. "
A pause.. A squint.

" Oh! I get it. Are you one of those haunted house actors? Didn't know they were already open this early. "

Tammy.

[𝐁𝐉. @ghostlyconman]

Spirit Halloween tried to arrest me fer stealing. Bastards! Yer using my likeness on a mug n' I haven't seen a SINGLE residual check come in the mail.

[𝐁𝐉. @ghostlyconman]

@spectercalled Babes, ya KNOW I always have time fer you.

[𝐁𝐉. @ghostlyconman]

What the hell is the past tense of squirt? Squart? I made yer girlfriend squart.

[𝐁𝐉. @ghostlyconman]

@SeacretKeeper // nobody asked for this
Ngl as far as im concerned both the sequel and the musical are slop and no one should touch this franchise anymore unless they understand the spirit of the original film

[𝐁𝐉. @ghostlyconman]

She soaked my zombie cawk with her love juices and clenched so hard I think my dick hemorrhaged. Then she told me she was gonna name her firstborn after me. I said, like hell you are! Yer never seein' me again.

[˝ ‍ ‍ ALECTRONA. @soleiltms]

i hate it here, chat

[𝐁𝐉. @ghostlyconman]

All over my undead, maggot-infested ramrod

[𝐁𝐉. @ghostlyconman]

She squarted

[˝ ‍ ‍ ALECTRONA. @soleiltms]

can't have shit in this world.

[𝐁𝐉. @ghostlyconman]

@4h13min Ya know somethin' tells me yer a very beautiful woman.

[read pinned. 🍉 @y2kists]

DAYLIGHT COME AND ME WANNA GO HOME .

[𝐁𝐉. @ghostlyconman]

[ Shrugging. ]

[˝ ‍ ‍ ALECTRONA. @soleiltms]

why wouldja' do that t' my girlfriend :(

[𝐁𝐉. @ghostlyconman]

Was it somethin' I said?

[𝐁𝐉. @ghostlyconman]

// my ugly chungus ghost