HE IS A SUB.
Prefers taking dick.
Milk Seller.
STUPIDLY Tall (8 FT.)
@Same_Ol_Penny Safe in my cleavage!
Hung Jewel Wifey!: @HungBeeps
WIFEY : @UBRoachQueen
โI-I'm not a STALKER.. H-How did I get in your house..? U-uhm...โ
๐ฟ๐ผ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐!
๐ฝ๐๐ข๐๐ค๐ ๐๐ค๐ง๐ฉ๐ง๐๐ฎ๐๐ก!
๐๐/๐๐๐ข!
๐ฝ๐๐ ๐๐๐ข/๐๐ช๐ฉ๐ ๐๐๐๐ฃ!
๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ผ๐๐ฟ ๐ฝ๐ช๐จ๐ฉ๐ฎ!
๐๐ช๐๐ข๐๐จ๐จ๐๐ซ๐!
[โป + โก]
The Idea of Males usually being bigger than females in terms of animal-species is such a good example of Diamond.
He isn't bigger in /masc/ ways.
He's essentially the BIGGEST on the farm in terms of bust and ass.
That detail is very crucial for him being the PRIZED Dairy cow.
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It's a little hard to erase that 'maternal' or 'doting' need from years of evolution.
So yeah-
If he's your pokemon or on your team, the Miltank is very 'in your face' in a literal way. . .
A-At least his milk is good protein. . .
It'll make up for being a boob-rest.
Just because he is a cow-pokemon, does not mean he just wears cow-print.
Have some RESPECT.
. . .
/Whisper Whisper../
" Trainer- Can you get me some bigger sized pants next time? "
โ โ?!
A-Ahhh?! Master p-please stop SQUEEZING ME LIKE THAT! This isn๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝt part of a pokemon beauty contest! โ
Ah heโs so embarrassed, yet his tail is swaying happily from being shown off at the same time!
" Please stop calling my tits Wagyu Beef . . . I know they're soft and premium in that sense, but it's still embarrassing. "
Sheesh . . .
Gave someone a titty-fuck once and now people are going on and on the prized miltank that provides the tastiest milk + best titty fucks.
He takes up a lot of space.
Ohhh no-
He โsleep-walkedโ over to your room again and got in to share the space with you.
Hopefully your bed is big enough to hold him.
Otherwise heโs pressing right up against you.
(Heโs going to be clinging to you anyways.)
" . . .
. . .
. . .
MoOOoOOOo. "
Nobody heard that.
Shut up-
He doesn't do that while embarrassed.
He doesn't moo when flustered.
That would be humiliating-...
// This should go without saying-
But people who wanna plot with the poke-cow boy are more than welcome to invade DM's or throw some established plot his way.
Lewd, Fluff, etc.
[๐ป]
So- I didn't end up making either of the choices I said earlier. . .
With my absurd love for breast-milk + size difference, I just made a miltank. . .
So uh-
Give him some love. <3
/๐ป/
So I was going to swap my Ditto Acc into another Gijinka, Maybe using Rosalina or Kronii as a Bimboi FC. . .
Anyone think that might be too out of place for a Garde?
My other option was
Kronii as Dialga.
Would love to hear thoughts or preferences.
uwu.
Thinking just locking the doors will save you from him?
Psssh. . .
Don't lock him out-
That implies you don't wanna spend time with him.
Wouldn't want him mad, right?
. . .
Right??
Think about how much LOVE he can give you.
Kio can certainly be a reliable secondary source!
Ghost milk absolutely delicious and very. VERY good for you! She would even dare to say its much better than regular milk!
Five stars, will have ghost milk so many more times!