Melinoë

Dark goddess of ghosts & bringer of insanity Lady of earthly fiends Daughter of Zeus and Persephone RP/21+/NSFW #DO(LLS) #Owl

[Melinoë @GhostlyMel]

They've promised that dreams can come true, but forgot to mention that nightmares are dreams too.

[Melinoë @GhostlyMel]

Someone sent this to me thought I'd share

[Melinoë @GhostlyMel]

I seriously do not like being touched I wish ppl would stop hugging me

[Melinoë @GhostlyMel]

If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on earth.

[Melinoë @GhostlyMel]

Never get on one knee for a girl who won't get on two for you.

[Melinoë @GhostlyMel]

Whoever said nothing is impossible is a liar. I've been doing nothing for years.

[Melinoë @GhostlyMel]

Refusing to go to the gym counts as resistance training, right?

[Melinoë @GhostlyMel]

I think that if I died and went straight to hell it would take me at least a week to realize I wasn't at work anymore.

[Melinoë @GhostlyMel]

You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.

[Melinoë @GhostlyMel]

The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.

[Melinoë @GhostlyMel]

I have no complaints to that https://t.co/qbJGSLjauB

[Dᴇᴍᴇᴛᴇʀ @RoyalOfHarvest]

Apparently you're my daughter. https://t.co/humhQYkF3V

[Melinoë @GhostlyMel]

Sweet I'm part of the family https://t.co/z9yKmZymyY

[Dᴇᴍᴇᴛᴇʀ @RoyalOfHarvest]

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[Melinoë @GhostlyMel]

I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

[Melinoë @GhostlyMel]

People who write "u" instead of "you". What do you do with all the time you save?

[Melinoë @GhostlyMel]

Nothing ruins a Friday more than an understanding that today is Tuesday.

[Melinoë @GhostlyMel]

I've been repeating the same mistakes in life for so long now, I think I'll start calling them traditions.

[Melinoë @GhostlyMel]

A clean house is the sign of a broken computer.

[Melinoë @GhostlyMel]

I'm not saying I hate you, but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone.

[Melinoë @GhostlyMel]

I sometimes watch birds and wonder "If I could fly who would I shit on?"

[Melinoë @GhostlyMel]

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This is a great story about @RoyalOfHarvest @EnchantingSeph and Hades

[Melinoë @GhostlyMel]

@RoyalOfHarvest Zeus is over rated oooo look a lightening bolt scary...you have the real power over them they just don't appreciate you as they should