Hoekusai

Kinda want to leave.

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

New Yorkers looking for spurs fans after the game

[でんたく @tzw3c]

LORD OF THE SPEED

[machine yearning engineer @confusionm8trix]

if the pussy doesn’t have roguelike elements I’m not coming

[sidd 🍄🪼 @juschi11en]

Women talk to their friends like "omg bestie ilysm I'd kill for you" and men just go "bro you're ultimately just a pawn in my grand scheme"

[coolguy15 @boomhotdog2]

ringing out my penis like a towel after i jerk off

[solé @layxsnv]

these new mosquitos pulling yo pants down & eating yo ass !

[Cynnie #jjstwt @gdnotfacts]

what’s an high tier human?

to an low tier god

[ً @artfuIchaos]

pussy from a girl you’re a little intimidated by.

[Leah!!! @leah_absol]

i told the line i needed an "appysauce" for an order and my boss replied "no age regressing at work" im actually ending it all oh my god

[✦ eve ✦ @impossiblyeve]

jerking off in the morning because the early bird plays with its worm or however the saying goes

[neco🐾suke @Atelier66604645]

1990 Mercedes-Benz 190E 2.5-16 Evolution II
This illustration was commissioned through VGen.

Thank you very much for your commission!
#illustration #carart

[hypniac @hypniac]

Actual renaissance painting holy crap

[DaDa @dadakomach]

ケツ上げの定番加工をせず
むしろローダウンのストリートマシーンなクーダ
結構新鮮

[慶長 ノゾミ @NoZmI432z]

#首都高バトル

400km/hオーバーで走るフェアレディZの話を聞いたことがあるか？
もちろん、そんなマシンもあるだろう…と思うかもしれない。

だが────そのフェアレディZが、"S30"だとしたら？

[realyuriyearners @realyuriyearns]

"you wouldn't last a day in my shoes" bro i wouldn't last three minutes in your sock don't laugh at me.

[絵を描くPETER＠ガンダム画集通販開始！ @peter6409]

配膳ロボレースの絵！

[sealyx 💿 @trulysealy]

kaido genkai.. beautiful game, cute characters

[Newtybot 🏳️‍⚧️ (hiatus) @NewtyButt]

Three marines get lost at sea and wash up on a cannibal island. The chieftain tells them “You may choose a suicide method, but afterwards we will drink your blood, eat your flesh, and turn your skin into a boat.”

The first marine chooses his pistol… 🧵

[゛ ☆ .ᐟ ⋆ @veinIuvr]

it's ok if u r unemployed babe... my feet boutta give u a #job