ComradeGump 🐘

Wannabe Burner - Alabama Crimson Tide - Nashville Native - #1 Tennessee Volunteers Hater - Certified Yapper - Unashamedly Crass

#RollTide

[ComradeGump 🐘 @GhostofDaBear]

Went to the doctor today, to get some tests done. They took an X-Ray and this is what came back.

They said I got too much Bama in me.

[ComradeGump 🐘 @GhostofDaBear]

@AlafrigginBama And also like…it’s still June. I’m not freaking out until end of November.

[SEC Network @SECNetwork]

Roll Tide 🐘

Alabama is the only D-I program to make the CFP, men’s and women’s NCAA basketball tournament, WCWS and MCWS‼️

[SEC Numbers Guy @secnumbersguy]

Schools to make the College Football Playoff, AP Basketball Top 25, and College World Series:
-Alabama

That’s it. That’s the list.

The EVERYTHING school.

[ComradeGump 🐘 @GhostofDaBear]

@AlafrigginBama Meh. I'm not too worried about it currently. We've had two top two rated classes in the last two years. It's June. We've got a young team. We'll probably end in the top 10 but not blow people away. Quality over Quantity.

[Andrew Bone @AndrewJBone]

🚨 Alabama with a second commitment on Saturday

In case you missed the late night news…

Luke Cody (Lumberton, Texas) jumped on board during his official visit.

Memorable week for him after receiving an offer from UA on Monday!

🔗 https://t.co/N0OnahS72F

[Touchdown Alabama @TDAlabamaMag]

BREAKING: St. Frances Academy 6-foot-5 TE Michael Nnabuife @mikennabuife flips commitment from Syracuse to Alabama.

https://t.co/fOcrZ00WrP

[DaleOats🏀 @DaleOats]

Bored at work. Feel like irritating a fanbase. Congrats Tennessee fans. You’re the winner.

[Brett Greenberg @BrettGreenberg_]

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ No. 1 receiver Monshun Sales (@__1problem) made his big return to Alabama for an official visit over the weekend.

@DerrickDnix + other coaches & current players made it special.

“It’s a good fit. Everyone in my circle likes it.”

MORE: https://t.co/iPEl8lyOHA

[ComradeGump 🐘 @GhostofDaBear]

@MrGoodBerger @Vern_Funquist Got that OIL MONEY BABY. For real though, nobody is competing with the Texas schools for NIL.

[Hayes Fawcett @Hayesfawcett3]

BREAKING: Class of 2028 LB Dustin “Boosh” Henry has Committed to Alabama, he tells me for @Rivals

The 6’4 215 LB chose the Crimson Tide over LSU and Oregon

He recently reclassed up from 2029 to 2028

“With God all things are possible”

https://t.co/o2gIhj66a6

[Hayes Fawcett @Hayesfawcett3]

BREAKING: Four-Star RB Nigel Newkirk has Committed to Alabama, he tells me for @Rivals

The No. 6 RB in the 2027 Rivals300 chose the Crimson Tide over Ohio State, LSU, and Michigan

“I been an elephant #RTR”

https://t.co/EIPNdNv1xD

[ComradeGump 🐘 @GhostofDaBear]

@__1problem @TheRealCruzOx @SWiltfong_ @adamgorney @Rivals @Hayesfawcett3 @247Sports @espn

[Cruz Oxenreider @TheRealCruzOx]

We are 99 days away from Alabama Football!

Here is a 99-yard pick-6 by Zabien Brown before the half vs Tennessee last season.

[ComradeGump 🐘 @GhostofDaBear]

@BurnerLJohnson @CoachBeaumont But but but they “won” seven national championships last year!!!

[ComradeGump 🐘 @GhostofDaBear]

@_Tide18Tymes God I hate this dude with the passion of a thousand suns

[Blake Byler @blakebyler45]

NEWS: Amari Allen is withdrawing from the NBA Draft and will return to Alabama for his sophomore year in 2026-27.

Major boost for the Crimson Tide roster. Averaged 11.4 points and led the team with 6.9 rebounds, earning SEC All-Freshman honors last season.

https://t.co/CifO19EE2r

[ComradeGump 🐘 @GhostofDaBear]

@_Tide18Tymes Legitimately has taken the SEC from the CFB powerhouse conference and completely hobbled us and made our season 10x harder because he cares what a bunch of yanks think.

[ComradeGump 🐘 @GhostofDaBear]

@TheRealCruzOx They act like it’s difficult.