Barry Zuckercorn

Seeking the truth and reporting it

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@AmazinMetrics @JohnnyGiunta_ Pretty funny seeing the “metrics” guy struggle to count

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Cam Little vs Brandon Aubrey for next decade

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Rortvedt!

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@nickcarpino3 Bc that QB can move

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@nickcarpino3 The next time we make a first round pick Bronny will be 32

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“Damn I’m in a country where I do not speak the native language, guess I gotta max volume the fuck out of this phone call”

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Every time the 2nd beer tastes like the 5th beer you gotta have 12 beer

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Bring your kid to work day is fucking GAY where am I supposed to poop

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@LakeShowYo 31-9-6

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@nickcarpino3 You literally had tickets to the game lol

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There is not a more cherished asset in this world than a bet slip of a future that has appreciated in value

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@OGBostonCream Rings after WWI:
Cards- 11
Sox- 4

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Greatest MLB franchises ever:

1. Yankees
2. Dodgers
3. Cardinals
4. Red Sox
5. Giants

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@OGBostonCream Are you 12 years old or 55? I can’t tell but you’ve missed some great basketball one way or another

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NBA:

1. Lakers
2. Celtics
3. Spurs
4. Bulls
5. Warriors

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Greatest MLB franchises ever:

1. Yankees
2. Dodgers
3. Cardinals
4. Red Sox
5. Giants

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Do the fellas in the TransPerfect bowl switch teams at the half?

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ESPN should do a study that tracks how many folks change the channel in direct response to cam newton appearing on the TV

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@nickcarpino3 Woah woah, what?

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It’s actually insane that this guy has a platform to share this nonsense. The lack of consistency and logic with which he speaks never fails to amaze me

[Joel Klatt @joelklatt]

They LITERALLY beat them in a game of football, Guy

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@ShamsCharania @mcten Cool so healthy for like… 45 minutes?

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@nickcarpino3 But jokes aside since it’s probably real, I don’t want another Dov tweet sent my way for life bud

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@nickcarpino3 Like a 75% chance that’s bc that clown you inexplicably follow just made it up