Hayden

everything is gonna be ok

[Hayden @ghostofolson]

You are not allowed to speak like this if you went to Duke

[Jaylen Brown @FCHWPO]

They gone move the bar

[Hayden @ghostofolson]

Religulous mentions this

[Hayden @ghostofolson]

Bodega cats when there's no poop or pee on the ramen noodles

[Hayden @ghostofolson]

The liberal media was silent when FDR attended baseball games and afterward still drafted baseball players to WW2. Shocking, telling, revelatory.

[BAKED TOFU NATIONALIST @ohwowcrazy]

guy with the world's gayest voice: they never cast me as the football coach

[Hayden @ghostofolson]

We can grow him larger. We have the resources, I have the time.

[Just Baseball @JustBB_Media]

Tarik Skubal in his first rehab start:

5 IP
2 H
0 ER
0 BB
6 K
54 pitches

His fastball topped out at 99 MPH

[Hayden @ghostofolson]

Fuck

[Hayden @ghostofolson]

Fools sip

[Jawwwn @jawwwn_]

Peter Thiel watches Garry Kasparov take a sip and subsequently takes a sip himself:

[Hayden @ghostofolson]

@outer_zon3 What the dog doin

[Hayden @ghostofolson]

@TomWill72550626 So it turns out you could say it this whole time my brotha

[Hayden @ghostofolson]

If you never bombed on stage don't ever talk to me about being a veteran brother

[Walmart Canada Gaming @WalmartCAGaming]

We Are Walmart Canada Gaming

[Hayden @ghostofolson]

Monist Trump

[Clash Report @clashreport]

Trump:

Grass has a life also. Like people, grass has a life.

[Hayden @ghostofolson]

This poem is short
Life is very short
I'm going to end this poem
Right now

[Hayden @ghostofolson]

Pause

[Asante Samuel @pick_six22]

AJ Brown wouldn’t be able to handle my mouth in practice. He would have been left Philly fucking with me

[Microsoft @Microsoft]

Inspired by the public's response to our 2022 Pride flag, we’re expanding our design to represent 40 LGBTQIA+ communities—and making it available for everyone to use and build on: https://t.co/YugwQGp7b6

[Hayden @ghostofolson]

I love all the videos of Spencer Pratt getting fried pig knuckles at the blackest places possible

[Hayden @ghostofolson]

Who is this

[lesbian in the shell @lesbiancima]

Endlessly disgusted by the erasure of black queers as if this community wasn't built on the backs of black trans women

[Hayden @ghostofolson]

Lowtiergod and the Westboro Baptist Church

[James Mama @JamesMama651590]

@kenshirotism First time I've ever heard of a representing yourself win in court and it's fucking lowtiergod

[Hayden @ghostofolson]

I contracted a serious sexually transmitted disease underneath the Green Monster

[MLB @MLB]

From the bleachers to the ballfield and everywhere in between …

Baseball is for everyone. #Pride