Martyn C Stratton

Independent advocate and author of paranormal novels.

[Martyn C Stratton @Ghostwriter65]

Eurovision sticking two fingers up to Panmageddon. Camp, kitsch and full of cheese, but at least it’s bringing some light into the current darkness. Hope the voting isn’t too political…some chance!

[Martyn C Stratton @Ghostwriter65]

Just logged in for first time in ages. Think I might start using this platform again. Missed all those tweets!

[Martyn C Stratton @Ghostwriter65]

I think it's time the Black Comedy of British politics had a new scriptwriter. The current plot is totally unbelievable and far too ridiculous to be true. REWRITE!

[Martyn C Stratton @Ghostwriter65]

Happy Birthday! Hope you have a great day.🙂 https://t.co/KJtlqPKJKZ

[Martyn C Stratton @Ghostwriter65]

Fifteen hours into the new year and I haven't broken a single resolution. By most people's standards this would be ridiculous but for me it's a triumph of will power and self-control. Yeah!

[Martyn C Stratton @Ghostwriter65]

Fourteen hours into the new year and I haven't broken a single resolution. Go me! Will soon be smashing my personal record no doubt. Hot tip...don't tell anyone what they were.

[Martyn C Stratton @Ghostwriter65]

Happy New Year! Hope 2019 is a good one for you and your loved ones.

[Martyn C Stratton @Ghostwriter65]

“I deal with tough mathematical questions every day, but please don’t ask me to help with Brexit!” – Stephen Hawking

[BBC Two @BBCTwo]

@e_monkman @Bobby_Seagull Monkman and Seagull's Genius Guide to Britain starts TONIGHT, 8pm, @BBCTwo. https://t.co/cjZy1SgUBc

[Martyn C Stratton @Ghostwriter65]

AT LAST! Finally got my arse into gear with my new Fitbit tracker. 10,000 steps plus a day. Good riddance belly and double chin...

[Martyn C Stratton @Ghostwriter65]

When Theresa May called this snap election it seemed like the result would be predictable. WRONG! Like Brexit and Trump this one isn't!

[Nina @feckingwizard]

When you order something online vs when it arrives #BBCDebate

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

"The first rule of leadership is to show up" - Green co-leader Caroline Lucas

https://t.co/3UgzdU67uv #BBCDebate #GE2017

[Angela Rayner @AngelaRayner]

It's ok PM you can come out of hiding from under the duvet at number 10 they have all gone away, back to rent-a-crowds tomorrow #BBCDebate

[fjkeogh @fjkeogh]

#WeakandWobblyMay sent a note to the #BBCDebate

[Martyn C Stratton @Ghostwriter65]

#Georgeosband From number 11 to number 1 with latest rap sensation Boy George and the Westminster Massive

[Martyn C Stratton @Ghostwriter65]

Loving Armando Iannucci with Adam and the boys on The Last Leg tonight. At last some sanity on the upcoming general election.

[Martyn C Stratton @Ghostwriter65]

Congratulations Chelsea! One win away from the title and a trip to Wembley for the FA Cup Final.

[Martyn C Stratton @Ghostwriter65]

Missing The Chase at the moment on ITV. "Doll or no doll" isn't quite the same even with Rylan's undeniable charm...and those teeth!

[Martyn C Stratton @Ghostwriter65]

@PaulThompson89 Btw, I passed my audition (shortlisted) for The Chase last April and still haven't heard if/when I'm on. Still hopeful:)