Eurovision sticking two fingers up to Panmageddon. Camp, kitsch and full of cheese, but at least it’s bringing some light into the current darkness. Hope the voting isn’t too political…some chance!
I think it's time the Black Comedy of British politics had a new scriptwriter. The current plot is totally unbelievable and far too ridiculous to be true. REWRITE!
Fifteen hours into the new year and I haven't broken a single resolution. By most people's standards this would be ridiculous but for me it's a triumph of will power and self-control. Yeah!
Fourteen hours into the new year and I haven't broken a single resolution. Go me! Will soon be smashing my personal record no doubt. Hot tip...don't tell anyone what they were.