ugh 👩🏽‍🚀

28 He/Him dm’s open. MDNI

[ugh 👩🏽‍🚀 @GhostxLaundry]

Im so sunburnt. I need a beautiful woman to rub aloe vera all over my body.

[dude @tradboiwife]

tonight you will get your dick ripped off

[Bytes @BytesVevo]

I gotta suck some boobs or kill myself or get a new job or something

[ugh 👩🏽‍🚀 @GhostxLaundry]

Guacamole is a fruit salad.

[ugh 👩🏽‍🚀 @GhostxLaundry]

I wish i had someone to wrap my arms around on this hot spanish night.

[🟦DanDee🟥 @FineNDanDee]

When she tosses you out the window during foreplay and your cockring falls off

[leni ⤕ ouppy🌙🩸 @nellscape_]

"mine" she whispers
"craft" i breathe

[ugh 👩🏽‍🚀 @GhostxLaundry]

Debating on getting my nipple pierced while im in spain. Decisions, decisions.

[mak @matchageekbar]

im so bad at sexting im like “ong i want u bro”

[ugh 👩🏽‍🚀 @GhostxLaundry]

I NEED ANOTHER TONGUE IN MY MOUTH ASAP

[🕷️ @rtzvv]

#lol

[✩Eve✩ @Ev0leve]

mutual masturbation is the hottest thing ever

[ugh 👩🏽‍🚀 @GhostxLaundry]

What part of “She grabbed me by my weiner and threw me out the window” didnt you understand?

[ugh 👩🏽‍🚀 @GhostxLaundry]

Getting drunk always gets me super horny! Why do i do this to myself?!?! IM GONNA FUCKING EXPLODE

[Piggy 🐽 @Piggykropotkin]

If a bad bitch called me a dork I’d probably get a boner

[charlie 🦭 @exiledmilitia]

my dick just fell off in the shower and slithered down the drain

[essie @essieloll]

i get to a certain level of drunk and i become such a horn dog omfg i need to be chained to a tree werewolf style