if you do your primary shopping at trader joe's instead of going there for little treats you're a psycho. trader joe's is like if an alien tried to create a human grocery store based on nothing but a verbal description
my only problem with how frequently Trader Joe’s comes out with new products and seasonal items is that you’ll find the tastiest little treat you’ve ever eaten and then never see it again
I would like to live in a country where there's not a good chance of an active shooter situation in literally every public setting and I frankly don't think that should be too much to ask