Hudston

3D artist, Dice Maker and Professional Dabbler.

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Feeling cute, might delete later.

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@mrsbettysbooks My wife and I are this week's book sellers at The Open Book. Hay-on-Wye is a genuinely lovely place, but Wigtown is positively magical. If your definition of "immediately" is today or tomorrow, come and say hi!

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While my permanent block of this trashfire website is reinstalling, let me just take this opportunity to briefly scream into the void:

Fuck literally everything about this year.

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@ThePatNasty @SaquonSimmons @BearCov @TheNBACentral I need to get off this fucking website. It’s turning my brain into Swiss cheese. -_-

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@ThePatNasty @SaquonSimmons @BearCov @TheNBACentral Sorry, I didn’t realise you were being so literal. The fact that no one will ACTUALLY pay for it is the entire topic of conversation so I assumed that you were implying that no one would EVER pay for it. I was suggesting a plausible scenario where someone would.

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@St0rm__x You seem fun.

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Saw #WaroftheWorlds trending and braced myself for news of an actual martian invasion. A million to one isn't all that unlikely in 2020, you know?

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@fauxlacine @EmilDubas I wish they had the balls to go there. She took down a corrupt local government in the first movie, it would be fitting for the character to take a stand against a corrupt police force. We need more media aimed at younger audiences to tackle this stuff.

Plus it would be badass.

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Imagine the tools are several very different art-based careers.

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Using only a GIF show me what you do for a living.

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@donttrythis And why have I only heard about it from a handful of tweets on my feed?

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@jaydeipowell I wish I had more hands to raise.

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@JoshuaMSimons Mechanically, he's 100% a bard.

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Can go back to talking about things that are fun yet?

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@ThePatNasty @SaquonSimmons @BearCov @TheNBACentral The answer to "who" is the government and the answer to "how" is spend tax payer money to help people. It's not complicated.

When you act like something is unreasonably expensive, we use the "lame" argument of the military budget because it shows how negligible it is in context.

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@UnpopularCorp @HotnSpicyDisco @cmvalentineb @CNNPR @realDonaldTrump That interpretation ignores a huge amount context that isn't really possible to go into within the constraints of Twitter.

There's a wealth of information online that covers the topic. Read about it from as many sources as possible and you'll see that it wasn't what you think.

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@jamesh6d @Ujames1978 Yes, but what about everything before that little anomaly?

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@sandyleevincent @realDonaldTrump "Fake news is the problem! I'm going to vote for the guy who literally just posted fake news!"

Christ, now I remember why I never read replies to Trump tweets. It's physically painful.

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@cmvalentineb @CNNPR @realDonaldTrump "You're a liar!"
"No I'm not, here's proof."
"See! That's exactly what a liar would say!"

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@BillyMoses @CNNPR @realDonaldTrump Pro tip: If you want to take a "swipe" at someone, you have to target something they actually did.

You can't get under someone's skin by accusing them of something they, and anyone who knows what Google is, can effortlessly disprove.

No one is mad. We're laughing at you.