Giant Meteor 2016

Literally too big to jail. #GiantMeteor2016

[Giant Meteor 2016 @GiantMeteorUS]

RIP America. 1776 - 2016. #ElectionNight

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FBI is smart. FBI is kind. FBI is important. #ComeyDay

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.@FEC: If a SueprPAC runs an ad against a private citizen running for no political office... is that legal? #ComeyDay

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Trump might not be racist or sexist because his decision to pull out of the #ParisAccord kills everyone. Take that liberals???

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The guy who thinks exercise is bad for your health pulled out of the #ParisAgreement. Yep.

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If @GregForMontana doesn't drop out of #MTAL, it completes the picture of a man who values human life so little he'd lie about assault.

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Remember when 2016 was the worst year ever? LOL

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Donald Trump is basically Amelia Bedelia without a moral compass.

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Any guesses as to how much weight Trump has gained in his #first100days?

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Thinking about all those times Donald Trump asked why the United States can't use nukes. #ThursdayThoughts

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.@nbcsnl Sean Spicer's comments today were probably too offensive for parody. I suggest making a silent film version of it. You're welcome.

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I would have won the election if I was covered in Cheeto dust and lied about everything. #LessonsLearned

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.@burnodo Money will lose all value by the time the campaign is over. Better make it bottle caps or Dogecoin.

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Who grabbed Mike Pence by the pussy at a showing of Hamilton? No one? Okay, move along. https://t.co/kxEV5W2SIO

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

The Theater must always be a safe and special place.The cast of Hamilton was very rude last night to a very good man, Mike Pence. Apologize!

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Not sure why Clinton conceded. We still need to count all the dead people votes. #StillWithHer

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.@HAGOODMANAUTHOR @RawStory time for plan b.

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In a country where more black people die by the hands of police annually than there are days in a year, a racist won #ElectionNight

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You screwed the pooch, Correct The Record.

[Giant Meteor 2016 @GiantMeteorUS]

Congratulations, America. You made 4 more years of George W. Bush sound not so bad. #ElectionNight

[Giant Meteor 2016 @GiantMeteorUS]

All the electoral and polling math failed to include the sizeable racist underbelly of America. #AmericaIsOverParty

[Giant Meteor 2016 @GiantMeteorUS]

America, this is why you don't get nice things. #ElectionNight