Lorne Gibson

[Noam Blum @neontaster]

I am literally crying laughing.

[South Park @SouthPark]

A new way to travel that will change everything

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Watch #AfterLife & widen your vocabulary 😂
https://t.co/K6n45yjvAc

[South Park @SouthPark]

The all-new "South ParQ Vaccination Special" premieres Wednesday, March 10th at 8/7c on Comedy Central. https://t.co/9rhzVWFxN7

[Melissa Jurie @molly_j1234]

This is why we love @MickPriceRacing . So many fabulous people involved at all levels with the horses’ well-being always at the forefront. As owners we also have some humour when we dust some dollars on a slow one. Bring on the next!

[TrumpsTaxes (@trumpstaxes.com on bsky) @TrumpsTaxes]

“If he’s sitting home watching TV, maybe he should get up and go to work.”

I’d like to thank Andrew Cuomo for bringing much-needed comfort to the American people by verbally dissecting Donald Trump for 9 whole minutes.

Your must-see video of the day.

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Trump’s pettiness might be the only thing that survives this pandemic.

Full coronavirus update: https://t.co/eJ9U4eWOFq

[Fox Footy @FOXFOOTY]

Brett Deledio's tears in 2017 were well documented.

But off the field, he and his family waged a devastating private battle that dwarfed his football experiences. 💔

https://t.co/SqDJRy8wp6

[Alexander Racing @archi3alexander]

***WINNER***
They gave CHAILLOT no chance at $31 but she was blissfully unaware of her starting price as she cruised to victory on debut @BallTurfClub under @JChilds47 who gained favour with his manager @NewcombePete who is a part owner in this filly with a bright future.

[Charlie Pickering @charliepick]

Uncanny.

[LKD @LukeKerrDineen]

New life goal: Swing like this kid. I mean seriously, how pure is this?!

[Lorne Gibson @GibsonLorne]

@mikeybax @DutchVinylAu Just need ‘George Pell’s Xmas carols’ to complete the trifecta!

[Lorne Gibson @GibsonLorne]

@mikeybax @thebarnyarddog @MrEd030606 @DropOffTheDog @anewmans

[Lorne Gibson @GibsonLorne]

Living the dream at the G!!!!

[Lorne Gibson @GibsonLorne]

#somuchwinning sky lake dream time!!!!!

[Lorne Gibson @GibsonLorne]

@DropOffTheDog @MrEd030606 yep, no worries. Bring it on!!!

[Ric Finlay @RicFinlay]

Washed out Test days since 1877:
Perth 0
Hobart 2
Adelaide 2
MCG 6 (not including 1971 washout => ODI)
Brisbane 8
Sydney 24

#AusvPak

[LKD @LukeKerrDineen]

Just to put this in perspective:

England's manager makes $4.6 mil a year. Iceland's is a part-time dentist.