Shout out to the Subaru service department for washing my car and saving me the trouble! Oh and for also reassuring me there was actually something wrong with my car. #couldntbebothered#notusererror
New Years resolution for Sanderson: get rid of Sterling. Sterlings New Years resolution: found out what is inside that annoying sheep toy #NewYearsResolutionsForPets#lordhelpme
The older I get the more I start identifying as The Grinch. I understand where you’re coming from buddy. Also how bad would it be to rock these hair styles this Christmas? #HowTheGrinchStoleChristmas#TheGrinch
For future reference I make a damn good whiskey sour. That or I made a very strong first one and now have a skewed perspective. #whiskeysour#imayrequireassistance