Matt Gidney

Tech enthusiast. Marketing aficionado. Daily Show disciple.

[Matthew Keys @MatthewKeysLive]

Just one day after ending "The Late Show" on CBS, Stephen Colbert returned to TV — to host a public access show with rocker Jack White in Monroe, Michigan.

Appearances by Jeff Daniels, Eminem and Steve Buscemi.

[WheatNOil @WheatNOil]

The mRNA vaccines (Pfizer and Moderna) are kind of brilliant at a science level. I’ve had a few people in my real non-Twitter life ask me to explain how it works so I’m going to try my best here in this thread while I’m waiting for a patient to show.

[Matt Gidney @gidney]

Thanks Bruce

[Brent Terhune in Cincinnatti July 11 @BrentTerhune]

Masks are for sheep

[Katherine Krueger @kath_krueger]

me dating men

[James Altucher @jaltucher]

HOW TO BLEED IN THE FIRST LINE:

Because I grew up ugly, I have decent "first sentences" when I meet people. It's hard for me to make a good impression. "Ugly" has been my boot camp for living. 

Here are 12 first lines from my favorite books and WHY they "bleed"... ENJOY! (1/x):

[Franklin Leonard @franklinleonard]

I can’t lie: I laughed.

[Shandel Richardson @ShandelRich]

This bird has got “next” at the Fort Lauderdale Beach courts

[Paul Graham @paulg]

After this crisis passes, there are going to be people who say that the coronavirus was never a big deal and that we overreacted. If that seems surprising, think how many Americans don't believe in evolution.

Prediction: they will be mostly the same people.

[Matt Gidney @gidney]

Amazing and hysterical

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

If you haven't seen this yet. Watch NOW! "U.K. Family's Lockdown-Themed Rendition Of 'Les Mis' Is A Delight" https://t.co/PoYZ7h2Mu3

[Emily Favreau @emilyfavreau]

At the beginning of my pregnancy, I made a conscious effort to switch to "green" cleaning products. Today, I used a Lysol wipe on an apple.

[Rep. Anna V. Eskamani, PhD 🔨 @AnnaForFlorida]

Florida Lawmakers will be hopping on a call w/@GovRonDeSantis staff TONIGHT at 6:30pm. Please retweet if you want FL to enact a shelter in place requirement to prevent the spread #COVID19!

#DeSantis #FloridaLockDown #Coronavirus

[Dan Ahdoot @standupdan]

Me quarantined with my parents watching sex scenes. Take me now, COVID. #QuaratineLife

[Josh Marshall @joshtpm]

A good illustration of why the surgical hand washing technique is really very important

[Vivek Jain @VivekJainMD]

This is my first thread. Going to start sharing my impressions of the COVID-19 situation from my vantage point at San Francisco General Hospital, @UCSF, California. @SFGHFoundation #COVID19 1/12

[Dan Diamond @ddiamond]

Reminder that as US struggles to get sufficient coronavirus testing online, South Korea set up drive-thru testing clinics days ago.

[Franklin Leonard @franklinleonard]

Making anyone wait 4 hours in line to vote is voter suppression.

[Judd Legum @JuddLegum]

BREAKING: The CDC has stopped disclosing the number of Americans tested for coronavirus.

On the left is how the website looked last night. On the right is what it looks like now, with the testing info removed.

The lack of testing is a scandal.

This is the coverup.

[Josh Constine 📶🔥 @JoshConstine]

My look at how Verkada tripled its valuation in a year by applying AI & cloud to obsolete enterprise security cameras https://t.co/UXr8EIHhXA