Brianna Hervey

Worlds okayest wife, mom of 4, winner of “worlds worst house keeper” award, professional nap taker, kitchen dance off champion, makes award winning potato soup.

[Brianna Hervey @GiggleBeans22]

@JayMewes my daughter, Lucy, thinks you’re pretty cool 😂

[Brianna Hervey @GiggleBeans22]

@googlemaps Okay thank you. I have followed you.

[Brianna Hervey @GiggleBeans22]

@googlemaps my address shows up as a local business in town. Truck drivers constantly come to my home. In the winter it’s very hard for them to get back on the hwy since I live on gravel. The business &I have tried to fix this with you but it doesn’t change. PLEASE help me fix it

[Brianna Hervey @GiggleBeans22]

Dear @Walmart while it’s cool you send out texts when packages are going to be delivered, maybe realize not everyone wants at text in the middle of the night. They’ve been between 3-6am here lately. Please stop 😭

[Brianna Hervey @GiggleBeans22]

My #3yo does this super #fun thing where he starts #crying when the #twins cry. #sendhelp

[Brianna Hervey @GiggleBeans22]

@GeorgeTakei Breaking the law… like people coming here illegally?

[Brianna Hervey @GiggleBeans22]

What’s something your #kids believe that’s not exactly true but is pretty #funny?
3yo thinks that the #UPS man is the nicest person on the planet because he buys us all this cool stuff and then delivers it to us.

[Brianna Hervey @GiggleBeans22]

Apparently it takes 17 times telling your kid that #bees don’t eat #birdseed and he’ll get #stung. He got stung. I’d like to say he’ll #learnhislesson but we all know he won’t. #parenting #boyswillbeboys #kidsdontlisten

[Brianna Hervey @GiggleBeans22]

@OfficialBlueyTV Definitely 3

[Brianna Hervey @GiggleBeans22]

I’m sure the main reason there are so many odd #Questions on google is from #kids asking #parents questions & won’t take their answer. Like “do #spiders get #headaches?”

[Brianna Hervey @GiggleBeans22]

@hulu_support My auto play is off. I just wasn’t sure what else I could do. Thank you.

[Brianna Hervey @GiggleBeans22]

@hulu why is it every time I play a kids show, after an episode it starts playing Law&Order SVU? My 3 year old wasn’t a fan. Shouldn’t have to hop out of the shower to change it back. Is there a setting I have on wrong?

[Brianna Hervey @GiggleBeans22]

My 3 yo asked me for toast. So I put bread in the toaster. He’s currently crying on the floor cuz I toasted his bread. Have #kids they said… it’ll be #fun they said. #reasonwhymykidiscrying #isitfridayyet #parenting #worstmomever

[Brianna Hervey @GiggleBeans22]

When a childless person says “my kids would never…”
I too, was once a dumbass! #kids #parenting #raisingkids #youdontevenknow

[Brianna Hervey @GiggleBeans22]

A flower may bloom again, but a person never has a chance to be young again. #livelife #youngatheart #livefortoday

[Brianna Hervey @GiggleBeans22]

The grass is greener where you water it. Same goes for your marriage. #LifeLessons #marriage #love

[Brianna Hervey @GiggleBeans22]

My 3yo just saw @TheRock in a movie trailer and started yelling because he recognized his voice as #Moui but doesn’t look like him. He said “my life is a lie!” #moana #kidssaythedarndestthings #voiceactors

[Brianna Hervey @GiggleBeans22]

If you have a #friend that will come over & take care of your #kids while you lay in bed praying for death in between pukes from a bad #migraine, never let her go. She’s a #superhero & I love her. #bestfriend #migrainessuck #love

[Brianna Hervey @GiggleBeans22]

Told my 3 year old no today. After pouting in his room for about 2 minutes he comes out & yells “UNCLE JOE LOVES ME” & slammed the door. We were not talking about uncle Joe, only him not being able to wear his baby sisters shirt #toddlertantrums #mykidisweird #momlife #parenting

[Brianna Hervey @GiggleBeans22]

I’m sitting here folding #laundry watching @OfficialBlueyTV and my kid isn’t even here. #bluey #blueyisthebest #thisistrificult #herecomethegrannies #busbabies