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RayBan Sunglasses, Star style, really fan.,$23.99 Only Today. https://t.co/fmfFHY18pl

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http://t.co/jLJ6XueqVY Brushed my teeth before my breakfast and now my vodka tastes funny. :(

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http://t.co/LLhGlaBaGG I just baptized a bale of hay and now I have a Christian Bale.

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I have boobs & a calculator. Math is irrelevant. http://t.co/ddNtf7X8Uw

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If I went house hunting I'd take a really big gun. http://t.co/lzxRLuxFMa

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http://t.co/KfYlAtKK4r Is there anything sexier than a woman who reads? Yes: Models.

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http://t.co/ujsN8fxPdK Twitter can be like talking to crazy homeless people through protective glass.

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http://t.co/HN5eKSWwjf I wish I lived in the 1950's, because I have a few songs I want to record about my postman.

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Is there anything sexier than a woman who reads? Yes: Models. http://t.co/I4BcpCwm3j

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http://t.co/2aDXIxpzUK Twitter can be like talking to crazy homeless people through protective glass.

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Do hipster chicks wear sweatpants that say "DRY" on the butt? http://t.co/SESlXoMpVX

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http://t.co/9nLgQ9kyOH "It's not you, it's me. " - twins looking at family photos

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http://t.co/M387xb48q0 "It's not you, it's me. " - twins looking at family photos

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http://t.co/dBNGPumjUo Rubbing my ass on these documents because the boss's email says to "cheek his paperwork".

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Pretty sure that Twitter is not one of the seven habits of highly effective people. http://t.co/klzPK8gk

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"Dr. Oz" sounds like the guy you'd buy shrooms from in community college. http://t.co/IrGU0rfN

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I simply haven't seen enough solid evidence that suggests not drinking is better than drinking. http://t.co/Hp97sUk0

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LOUD PART, quiet part, LOUD PART, quiet part. There, I wrote a symphony. What's the big deal? http://t.co/56u6wx58

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http://t.co/AygohPPW My mom's MILFshake brings all the boys to the I can't even stomach this joke.

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I wish my work would pay me to tweet all weekend like they do all week. http://t.co/WJEV5WwI