voodoo man

[voodoo man @Gigsthebear]

Big girls need love to, just not from me

[voodoo man @Gigsthebear]

The lonely boner seems to cream his mind at night

[voodoo man @Gigsthebear]

Sleeping in my underwear and an oversized shirt makes me feel like a dirty little slut

[voodoo man @Gigsthebear]

The messiah is back!!

[Fartman @fartman_swag]

When there’s an active shooter in the grocery store and you have to choose between the two crates of beer or your infant child to safety

[voodoo man @Gigsthebear]

@CreepyOrg

[voodoo man @Gigsthebear]

I just wanna smoke weed and be awkward around girls

[voodoo man @Gigsthebear]

Nothing like smoking a good ol fashioned cigarette while pumping your gas

[voodoo man @Gigsthebear]

I don't trust anyone who microwaves their ramen

[voodoo man @Gigsthebear]

On this shit I'm fartin don't know how to potty

[voodoo man @Gigsthebear]

How it feels making Ramen noodles

[voodoo man @Gigsthebear]

Nothing makes me unhappier than seeing someone happy

[voodoo man @Gigsthebear]

Mosquitos can suck the skin off my dick

[voodoo man @Gigsthebear]

This movie scared the shit out of me as a kid

[voodoo man @Gigsthebear]

One year since this heat was produced

[voodoo man @Gigsthebear]

@vibeforvids Brother hydroplained without water😐

[voodoo man @Gigsthebear]

@beyoncegarden @crazyclipsonly Mountain lions aren’t endangered though

[voodoo man @Gigsthebear]

@skategrndmag I bet that dude is pretty gifted at hating

[voodoo man @Gigsthebear]

@drewabit It’s sensational😋

[voodoo man @Gigsthebear]

This new generation will never know what it’s like to stick your dick in a VCR