Pain Dexter

retired adult film star

[Pain Dexter @GilBangz]

My bitch got a unibrow big dog I will end your life if it gets serious

[Pain Dexter @GilBangz]

(the Yellowstone super-volcano deciding to explode to the tune of Give It Away - RHCP)

I realized I don’t wanna be a geyser

[Pain Dexter @GilBangz]

can you please go be chinese somewhere else

[Pain Dexter @GilBangz]

I don’t wanna work on faggy’s farm no more

[Pain Dexter @GilBangz]

Bigger Cockwell

[Pain Dexter @GilBangz]

Fuck Boston. Gay ass city man.

[ً‏ @Tivyn]

when we eat the rich I’m dunking this nigga in Chick-Fil-A sauce

[Pain Dexter @GilBangz]

it’s taken 4 different employees and 35 min for me to get it hooked up with the chicken sandwich and a drink at this fucking popeyes man

[Pain Dexter @GilBangz]

I take this to mean that Iran will be allowed to operate nuclear submarines!

[Sulaiman Ahmed @ShaykhSulaiman]

JUST IN: HEGSETH ON IRAN:

“We made an arrangement with the Iranian Navy. We decided to share the ocean with them. They got the bottom half.”

[Pain Dexter @GilBangz]

thanks for the memories you little jit

[Pain Dexter @GilBangz]

I just figured out how I’m gonna lose 20 pounds in two weeks

[New York Post @nypost]

Sexually transmitted diarrhea is on the rise - and it's morphing into a drug-resistant superbug https://t.co/NeU6yagwt6

[Pain Dexter @GilBangz]

it’s so crazy to me that europeans think they’re white

[Pain Dexter @GilBangz]

not even joking I think McDonalds gave me a cup of promethazine or codeine last night. there was no ice, the cup was like half full, and it was a weird syrupy red/purple liquid that tasted sweet and medicinal. drank the whole thing and slept great.

[Pain Dexter @GilBangz]

@RubinReport @NYCMayor pipe down faggot

[Pain Dexter @GilBangz]

coke

[Pain Dexter @GilBangz]

he’s inside of me ope

[Pain Dexter @GilBangz]

cover me head to toe in water based lubr and brush your teeth

[Pain Dexter @GilBangz]

pulled out the ruler for the first time in a while.