Gilbert Mac

Facts care about my feelings

[Gilbert Mac @GilbertMac1]

Understanding Britain is instinctively knowing that both these men are Tories

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

A divided nation.

[Gilbert Mac @GilbertMac1]

Today seems like a good opportunity to say goodbye to this platform. You can find me on blue sky with the same @. Will still respond to DMs for the time being. Farewell, comrades

[Count Mysterioso🎗️ @MysteriosoX]

Oh god. Emergency podcasts. Thousands of 'em

[Patrick Ruffini @PatrickRuffini]

With 94% of the vote reported, Iowa has gone for Donald Trump by 14 points

[Mike Martin MP 🔸 @ThreshedThought]

The UK immediately needs to:

- Increase defence spending rapidly (rather than shrinking its army)
- Focus its military strategy on deterring Russian aggression in Europe (rather than confronting ‘global threats’)
- Work with European allies to defend Europe under a NATO that doesn’t have US support (rather than assuming that America guarantees European security).

Anything less would be a government dereliction of duty.

[Shy Link @ShyLinku]

It might be time to admit Hillary Clinton wasn't a uniquely bad candidate, but Trump is in fact uniquely hard to beat for some godforsaken reason

[Gilbert Mac @GilbertMac1]

I feel like I’ve woken up to a really awful set of STD results

[Gilbert Mac @GilbertMac1]

@danielmcelroy0 Your love is misplaced. This is the one to love. It gives me no pleasure to say that I do not think there is a person alive who understands football better than him

[Gilbert Mac @GilbertMac1]

@SkyllianBliss Don’t wish to alarm anyone, but I’m hearing from sources that Sadiq Khan’s team are “getting worried” and Susan Hall’s team thinks they’ve “just clinched it”

More when I hear it

[Gilbert Mac @GilbertMac1]

@JamesBalliol The real test is if they can withstand Cole Palmer. I fear Iron Dome may have met its match…

[Gideon Rachman @gideonrachman]

A usually reliable source tells me that the North Korean soldiers who have deployed to Russia have never had unfettered access to the internet before. As a result, they are gorging on pornography.

[gwen howerton @kissphoria]

if kamala wins jimmy carter is going to die like yoda in return of the jedi immediately after

[The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes) @theserfstv]

RFK Jr closes out his final day of campaigning

[Gilbert Mac @GilbertMac1]

@SkyllianBliss The cruder version is a reversal of the Bradley effect, ie racists proudly insisting they’d never vote for a [insert racial slur] but in the voting booth are like “Hmmmm well my kid needs braces and I’m pretty sure Trump will get rid of the ACA, I probably should vote for Kamala”

[Lizzy Vivino @LizzyVivino]

Mickey Rourke and I have the same internal monologue

[Andrew Kaczynski @KFILE]

Trump admin WH staffer

[Gilbert Mac @GilbertMac1]

I aspire to this level of introversion

[Moe @Mochievous]

Was making small talk with an air hostess. I ask where she’s from & she said Algeria.
Me: nice, i’ve never been. The visa process is difficult for Nigerians i think.
her: not just Nigerians, everyone.

People, behold the visa policy map of Algeria 💀