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In Belfast, Northern Ireland, an African migrant stabbed and attempted to decapitate a man, before locals intervened to save him.
Police reported the victim suffered "serious injuries."
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If a migrant comes to our country and attempts to saw a man's head off in the street, a Restore Britain Government will not deport.
With the British people's approval, that savage will be put to death.
But that is not enough - these atrocities will keep happening. The barbarians are already inside the gates.
Immigration will end from countries that are proven to supply us with these monsters.
Third world migrants who hate our way of life will be removed from our country. Restore Britain will deport millions.
I have had enough. The British people have had enough.
We do not have to live like this - there is another way.
Death penalty, mass deportations, end mass immigration.
That is what Restore Britain will do.