Gillian Johnson

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[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Republicans will force a 10 year old to carry her rapist’s baby to term, let a 6 year old carry a gun, permit a 12 year old to work an 8 hour shift in a meat packing plant and allow a grown man to marry a 14 year old with a Judge’s consent, all while telling us that the reason they’re banning drag queens, gender affirming care and books about Rosa Parks is because they want to ‘protect our kids.’

Bullshit.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Churches are a cult.

[Lake Canada 🇨🇦 @LakeSuperior]

This impending storm better be as good as they say it is. I'm going for thirty footers.

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

It is reckless and illegal to give your true love any amount of wild birds for Christmas.

[Gillian Johnson @Gillianfj32]

My Spotify minutes for the year are the lowest I can remember and I think it’s because I’m no longer constantly listening to things to distract from my emotions😂

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

In 1930 the Indiana Bell building was rotated 90° Over a month, the 22 million-pound structure was moved 15 inch/hr while 600 employees still worked there. There wasn’t interruption to gas, heat, electricity, water, sewage, or the phone service. No one inside felt it move.

[trash jones @jzux]

i’m just a girl. standing in front of a ballot box. asking the government to please for the love of god not get any worse

[Lake Canada 🇨🇦 @LakeSuperior]

It is time.

[Gillian Johnson @Gillianfj32]

I’m so tired of opening @instagram and getting yelled at immediately by a reel

[Gillian Johnson @Gillianfj32]

Literally bought two butternut squashes to make soup and they’re still sitting on my counter like 2 weeks later🙃

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

mid october and I haven’t had any butternut squash soup? haven’t ogled any foliage? haven’t strolled down the block in a light jacket using a hot coffee to keep my hands warm? a travesty!!

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

one thing about me is if you tell me you don’t feel well i’m gonna fuss! I’m gonna diagnose you via text then tell you all the home remedies I know! I will aggressively offer to bring you soup! no one suffers a cold alone on my watch

[Gillian Johnson @Gillianfj32]

This new Apple Watch ad that brags about checking your temperature to know when you’ve ovulated… definitely notttt reading the room on that one🥴

[Gillian Johnson @Gillianfj32]

Hey I don’t want to tell you shit you already know, but 35 yr old men who are single and haven’t been married yet usually have a very good reason for why that is🚩🚩🚩

[Sam Stryker @sbstryker]

it’s the first day of fall

[brooke @BlokyzzOriginal]

Sorry I had to

[Gillian Johnson @Gillianfj32]

Pretty sure they already are😂

[the moon’s wife @bookishseawitch]

the appalachian mountains are older than saturn’s rings. the appalachian mountains are older than dinosaurs. the appalachian mountains are older than trees. the appalachian mountains are literally older than BONES. the appalachian mountains should be regarded with pure terror.

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

there’s an episode of the crown that’s just queen elizabeth hanging out with all her kids and realizing not only do they all suck but she doesn’t really like them and i think they should focus on that more

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

No babe your salary is perfect the big ones scare me

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

just giggled out loud at a text from a man like a fool, please take me out back and put me out of my misery of mice and men style

[jason concepcion @netw3rk]

what's the word for people who feel like including people of color ruins something