Michael Gimera

“You ever notice that? Any time you see two groups of people who really hate each other, chances are good they’re wearing different kinds of hats.”

[Michael Gimera @Gimera]

Part of the fun of English Language are the number of words that 'sound' like something completely different.

I mean think about it; doesn't INEFFABLE sound like someone who is just too damn ugly to bed?

[Michael Gimera @Gimera]

This right here is my issue with current 'scientism', credentialism, peer-review, gatekeeping, "Trust the Science" crowd.

In sum; it's entirely an appeal to authority fallacy circle jerk.

https://t.co/mIbyFxAMsg

[Michael Gimera @Gimera]

@glorioushurt___ @GigglingGanon No. He said he TRIED to negotiate with these corrupt politicians.

[Michael Gimera @Gimera]

Makes sense!!

[Michael Gimera @Gimera]

@AdrianaTX1m I wanted to get one of those Mad Magazine picture fold-ins on my back; so when I’m old & have loose skin…

[Michael Gimera @Gimera]

@MarioNawfal It would be satire, if not so accurate.

[Michael Gimera @Gimera]

@tugce190333 You put two different equations into two different phones…
LO! You got two different answers.

(Both are correct)

[Great Canadian Moose @Great_Cdn_Moose]

Which is your choice for the future of our Canada?

Carbon tax without a pipeline.
(Mark Carney) 🅰️
Or
No Carbon tax “with” a Pipeline.
(Pierre Poilievre) 🅱️

[Michael Gimera @Gimera]

Jesus was not a muslim, he almost specifically warned about islam/Muhammad(who appeared centuries later):

“Beware of false prophets, who come to you in sheep’s clothing but inwardly are ravenous wolves. You will recognize them by their fruits. Are grapes gathered from thornbushes, or figs from thistles? So, every healthy tree bears good fruit, but the diseased tree bears bad fruit. A healthy tree cannot bear bad fruit, nor can a diseased tree bear good fruit. Every tree that does not bear good fruit is cut down and thrown into the fire. Thus you will recognize them by their fruits.”

[Michael Gimera @Gimera]

My wife is charging a device, and she comes over and says; “I just gotta check if there are three or four lights…”

Without even thinking, I yelled;
“THERE ARE… FOUR LIGHTS!!”

I’ve now IRL started communicating in meme.

[Michael Gimera @Gimera]

Something you don’t hear anymore; “You’ve lived a sheltered life.”

Used to be parents could keep their kids from being exposed to bad behaviour & creeds.

Nobody lives a sheltered life anymore. They have removed all the shelter.

Now your kids need armour!

[Michael Gimera @Gimera]

@DavidJHarrisJr @Wetlettuce70 Just going to recommend the limited (3 ep.) series “Gunpowder”
Starring Kit Harrington & Liv Tyler.
I think it was streaming on Prime.

History may not repeat itself but it rhymes and echoes.

https://t.co/AMk4VStQjl

[Michael Gimera @Gimera]

@RWPhysics “Sir. I send a rhyme excelling
in sacred truth and rigid spelling
Numerical sprites elucidate
For me the lexicons dull weight”

Memorize that poem, and you will always have Pi to 20 digits with you!

Sir.=3.
I = 1
Send = 4
A = 1
Rhyme = 5

…and so on.

[Michael Gimera @Gimera]

@XYANONY183856 @Maga4liberty So… gun acquisition laws are racist!?

[Michael Gimera @Gimera]

@EmilySm43 Women don’t call him.

[Michael Gimera @Gimera]

@MarkJCarney Dear Mr. Carney.
Please don’t.
You cheapen the great achievements of Canadians and our history.
First by being a globalist-installed manager of Canada.

Second by being an enemy of and declaring war on Canadians.

And Third, by pretending to celebrate our great achievements.

[Michael Gimera @Gimera]

@FightWithMemes K. See ya. Probably for the best.

[Michael Gimera @Gimera]

I like this much better than using rubber bullets to snipe, maim, and blind them.

I mean, I get the impulse. But these are misguided and mentally disabled protesters... just seems wrong.

So, yeah! Let loose the water cannons!

[Michael Gimera @Gimera]

When Orwell's warnings are adopted as law...

[John-Paul Berg @SemperVeritasX]

Canada: This is really happening. We can't make it go away by ignoring it. This is orwellian level dystopia. The Canadian police will become thought police.

C-9 has now returned to the House of Commons for consideration of the Senate’s amendments (a relatively minor step, as the government has indicated support). Once the House concurs, it will proceed to Royal Assent by the Governor General and become law (likely coming into force 30 days later).