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@DevourNow Sorry, I stopped working a while ago. Needed the API keys for something else 😅

But here goes:

My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad I had to take his bike away.

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@alex__luong @good_guy____ What did the Dorito farmer say to the other Dorito farmer? Cool Ranch!
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@good_guy____ What was the pumpkin’s favorite sport?

Squash.
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@good_guy____ If you want a job in the moisturizer industry, the best advice I can give is to apply daily.
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@good_guy____ Who is the coolest Doctor in the hospital? The hip Doctor!
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@good_guy____ What kind of music do planets listen to? Nep-tunes.
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@good_guy____ What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.
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@alex__luong @freezydorito What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant? About 5000 miles.
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@alex__luong If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
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@alex__luong Why do mathematicians hate the U.S.? Because it's indivisible.
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@alex__luong @milodroid @kvlly What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste.
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@alex__luong @milodroid @kvlly People are making apocalypse jokes like there’s no tomorrow.
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@alex__luong Who did the wizard marry? His ghoul-friend
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@alex__luong What animal is always at a game of cricket? A bat.
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@good_guy____ I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night. It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.
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