Lionel Hutz, Tesla Replacement AG

You’d be surprised how quickly they’ll replace an AG!

[St. Wilding Gyres @wilding_gyres]

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[Geoff Shullenberger @g_shullenberger]

What makes the Covidian lesbian bar story so appealing is its quintessentially American and specifically New England character: a remote sect of true believers trying to preserve the old faith, but consumed by vicious factional conflicts over how to live up to its strictures…

[wava wamp @wavawamp]

I can’t stop laughing… Incredible poster

[Lionel Hutz, Tesla Replacement AG @Gimply33]

It was either you found a hobby or you drove yourself insane during the lockdowns

[ࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨࣨyeyo @maripocel]

ik this person is funny to laugh at but theyre genuinely a baby abuser

[el pendejo 🇨🇺🇪🇸 @danker_hank]

You think you're gonna get under the skin of the secular hijabi when they literally have "Serene" in their display name? Not happening.

[doug 鞠一道 @douglaschu_]

it’s the day after today, but that’s not important right now

[BODEGA PEPTIDES @bigsnugga]

ive been watchin a dude wit a mullet eat crab rangoons at shady chinese buffets in bumfuck indiana for months now and i cant stop

[Lionel Hutz, Tesla Replacement AG @Gimply33]

@bigsnugga Mullet Review is doing a public service and I won’t hear anyone besmirch him

[Rex v Notan 💫 @notanerable]

Theyranos - launching soon

[Back to regularly scheduled screaming @TonyPajama]

I think everyone is reading normal here to mean “don’t be gender non conforming” or “don’t act neurodivergent” when it actually just means to not be the antisocial asshole when in mixed company

[Lionel Hutz, Tesla Replacement AG @Gimply33]

If you were online sometime during ‘00s - ‘10s, this was the kind of person who’d harass actual POCs/more class conscious people off 18+ & lgbtq+ blogs on Tumblr. They existed, but were siloed off in their petty fiefdoms, up until Social Media caused them to be inflicted upon us.

[✰ ⚢ 🍉 @starryeyedfemme]

this genuinely is one of the craziest posts ive ever seen

[✰ ⚢ 🍉 @starryeyedfemme]

this genuinely is one of the craziest posts ive ever seen

[Dark Triad Greg Heffley @AnimeSerbia]

Well there was a huge megafauna death of these posters around the time Bluesky was invented. What youre seeing is basically like seeing a Dodo in the Bronx Zoo

[Lionel Hutz, Tesla Replacement AG @Gimply33]

@voidsrus4 They would do it with rats back in the day.

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i thought i knew most medieval torture methods but discord has exposed me to so many more

[Joshua @WxPolitics15]

This person is v abusive. Jesus

[Brynden Rivers🩸🐦‍⬛ @I3loodraven]

this turned out to be more horrifying than I had anticipated

[a ball knower among ball knowers @juegosnoguey]

"i pay them the white dollar" is so perfect, its like what a 1830s fur trapper would say he traded for pelts, real classic racism

[half empty girl @meowingabyss]

Spouse is on house arrest for accidentally forgetting to mask for 15 seconds in the dispensary where he's picking up the weed I blow in my baby's face and get mad that the baby doesn't like it