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[G @GinaDarflinger]

I hope all the boys in the yard out there got their milkshake

[G @GinaDarflinger]

The worst realization is when you get off the highway to go to Starbucks just to find that it’s not a drive thru

[G @GinaDarflinger]

Happy bday michael scott

[Storm⛈ @SorenLike_Eagle]

I’ve found it. The most Colorado tweet ever

[jam @supjamiee]

Some of y’all didn’t have to go to young Ameritown and live a day in a job you were under qualified for and it shows sis

[G @GinaDarflinger]

@Zachhblake Probably have a tantrum and poopy in their diapers

[G @GinaDarflinger]

I want to drive somewhere far away just so I have an excuse to listen to Joe Rogan’s podcast with Alex Jones and..... Dr motha freakin Phil

[G @GinaDarflinger]

I need this to fit all of my money in

[✧ 𝔧𝔲𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔞 ✧ @dongolightly]

cita este tweet con lo que le cabe a este bolsito de jacquemus

[G @GinaDarflinger]

I’m having ptsd and crying of happiness at the same time

[alex @abjortia]

nobody:
hannah montana transition sounds: https://t.co/jLgmHzobFk

[dawemonkey30 @CarolynnDawe]

No ones really experienced pain until you’ve flown off one of these

[G @GinaDarflinger]

@99amin04 @livingdeadmusic Yesss my boy killing it I wanna come see you!!!!!!!!

[G @GinaDarflinger]

When you’re passed out at a party and a good song starts playing:

[G @GinaDarflinger]

fake smile

[G @GinaDarflinger]

Today’s tea:
If you don’t watch ‘people getting owned’ compilations on youtube we have nothing in common

[G @GinaDarflinger]

Watching this was like finally sneezing after having to for a long period of time

[G @GinaDarflinger]

.......... fake news

[G @GinaDarflinger]

Take a shot every time @GordonRamsay talks about his ass or says “shit” on hot ones

[G @GinaDarflinger]

@dannyjblake1

[G @GinaDarflinger]

Maybe don’t take political advice about federal gov workers from someone whose lyrics say “I’m a boss, you a worker bitch”..... don’t @ me tho

[G @GinaDarflinger]

It’s sad how cursive handwriting just... died. Everyone’s signature looks like ass now