bananatea

Bridget Jones cosplayer 📚 | ABC maffia 🌈 | lost Hungarian 🇭🇺

[bananatea @Ginger_Smoothie]

If you wanna test something, go ahead and do the pH-value of your tapwater… not my patience!

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"Wie geht‘s dir? 😇"
"Double it and give it to the next one. 🙂"

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@RolyPolyFish @theaceeditor @27literhorse It represents BASIC biology and not on an academic level, so the people who wear it are also proving that their intelligence is stuck on the level of 5th grade. If you’d take a 5 mins research you’d realize how this T only represents illiteracy.😂😂😂😂

[𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓪 🐸 @princesalamwane]

Désolée mais je pense que dépenser de l’argent pour rendre la vie impossible aux SDF plutôt que pour les aider c’est le symbole parfait d’un système dépourvu d’humanité

[bananatea @Ginger_Smoothie]

Feedback zur Presentation an der Uni:
"Also man sieht dass du ein Nervous Wreck warst…."

Ja danke ich wollte auch heulen, was meinst du? 😭💀

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Highlight dieses Monat ist, der Typ wer mich gefragt hat wieso ich als Deutscher einen Akzent habe…..

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@Sanskriti_3 That you compare living creatures to non-animate objects therefore objectifying them you piece of shyt. Also, that men oversexualise women, therefore the problem is not what women wear, but men. Why me as a gay man in the locker room can respect other men and not stare?

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My worst trait is, I don‘t know how to comfort people.

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@loriotfehlt @wettercom Dann guck dir doch das Wetter an? Nichts verhindert dich dran du kognitiver Kreisverkehr.

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I fucking hate humans, bc "chubby elephant gets picked on for body shape but wins hearts online" but a child being bullied and ostracised won‘t get as near compassion.

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Diese Woche will ich einfach lächeln bin gut gelaunt und will jedem eine Torte backen, aber Life be like:

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Wer diese Süßigkeit ausgedacht hat, hatte auch kein Geschmack… 😒

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@MAGACult2 I wish everything bad on him and his followers

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@WhitesTakinLs We saw the nazi tattoo no extra words needed.

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@furious31630 Okay, so it was the Labour party and not himself, he just held a speech…. Fork found in kitchen I guess….

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Ein Typ meinte ich sehe aus als würde ich BWL studieren….. Sir I‘m a functioning addict wdym?

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Merz is giving 6-7…. Idk how to explain this but he is just that…

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@IDFsoldiergirl @DrHassdenteufel Gurl the call is coming from the house….

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@BenBankas Are you gonna tell a joke at least?

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I know where my priorities lie… I’d rather tell I was doing crack at the toilet than I had to take a huge soulcrashing, waist thinning dump….

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@sola_chad Hey chopped ass mf… feminist here, held both my sisters as babies and several others from friends and family… why don‘t I want to have children then? Why am I still a feminist? Etc…