Evan The MeatyOgre

Meme Dealer. Payton Henry truther.

[Evan The MeatyOgre @Ginger_taco]

What if BB-8 is really giving Finn the middle finger here?

[Evan The MeatyOgre @Ginger_taco]

New John Harbaugh equivalent?

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Just in: Free agent guard Anfernee Simons has agreed to a two-year, $12.3 million deal with the Philadelphia 76ers, with a player option in second season, sources tell ESPN. Simons chose the 76ers over other suitors believing his fit is perfect with the revamped 76ers roster.

[Evan The MeatyOgre @Ginger_taco]

Trading for Paul George in the big 2026 🤐

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BLOCKBUSTER: The Boston Celtics have agreed to trade Jaylen Brown to the Philadelphia 76ers for Paul George, two first-round picks and two second-round picks, sources tell ESPN.

[Evan The MeatyOgre @Ginger_taco]

@BuffaloBills @KingJames It was funnier when the Jaguars did it

[Evan The MeatyOgre @Ginger_taco]

I know 40 year old LeBron is not late 20’s Bron but I need this

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

Pat Riley and LeBron James have repaired their relationship, and the Heat are interested in a reunion, per @flasportsbuzz

[Evan The MeatyOgre @Ginger_taco]

Lmaooo what the hell

[lucerro @supastario]

Josh Naylor #ConfirmedPsycho

[Evan The MeatyOgre @Ginger_taco]

???

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BREAKING: The Memphis Grizzlies are trading two-time NBA All-Star Ja Morant to the Portland Trail Blazers for Jerami Grant and Kris Murray, sources tell ESPN.

[Evan The MeatyOgre @Ginger_taco]

Good looking team to me

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Just in: Miami Heat forward Andrew Wiggins intends to a sign a three-year, $64 million contract to stay with the franchise, with a player option in the third season, sources tell ESPN. Heat executives and Wiggins' agents at CAA sports Steven Heumann and Andrew Morrison, as well as Richard Clarke, came to terms on a critical commitment.

[Evan The MeatyOgre @Ginger_taco]

Request a trade king!

[Jaylen Brown @FCHWPO]

Nobody has won more combined regular season and playoff games since I entered the league 10 years ago

[Evan The MeatyOgre @Ginger_taco]

Marlins winning the World Series, Heat are winning the Finals, and Ravens are winning the Super Bowl

[Miami Marlins @Marlins]

The Miami Marlins are 17-5 in the month of June.

[Evan The MeatyOgre @Ginger_taco]

Can’t even afford thread!!!

[Utah Jazz @utahjazz]

the first DP jerseys are hot off the press 👀

#TakeNote | @Darryn_P1

[Evan The MeatyOgre @Ginger_taco]

@DavidPSamson I’m so very sorry to read this. As a father myself, this hits a little too close to home. My condolences to you and your family.

[Evan The MeatyOgre @Ginger_taco]

Legend

[Miami Marlins @Marlins]

The Stallion stands alone. 🐎

Strikeout No. 1,002 makes Sandy Alcantara the franchise strikeout leader.

[Evan The MeatyOgre @Ginger_taco]

@TakesWereMade_ Shohei for Augustin 🔜

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Crispy Haynes is wrong per sources

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BANG

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BLOCKBUSTER: The Milwaukee Bucks are trading franchise icon Giannis Antetokounmpo and Bobby Portis to the Miami Heat for Tyler Herro, Kel'el Ware, Jaime Jaquez Jr., Kasparas Jakucionis, 3 first-round picks (including No. 13), 1 pick swap and 1 second-rounder, sources tell ESPN.

[Evan The MeatyOgre @Ginger_taco]

Crispy Haynes is wrong per sources

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

“Right now I'm hearing the Boston Celtics, not the Miami Heat are the favorites to land him in a trade.”

- @ChrisBHaynes on Giannis

(Via @NBATV / h/t @HeatCulture13 )

[Evan The MeatyOgre @Ginger_taco]

Without watching the video or reading the whole caption past the words “Nick Wright” I know this is a dog water take

[Heat Central @TheHeatCentral]

Nick Wright DOES NOT want to see Giannis in Miami:

“As a basketball fan, Milwaukee, if the trade packages are tied in your eyes, send him to Boston. If the trade packages are tied, don’t send him to Miami, please. I just want to see Giannis play in big relevant games. That’s gonna happen in Boston and not in Miami.”

(Via @FTFonFS1) 🤨

[Evan The MeatyOgre @Ginger_taco]

We love a good Jake Burger around here

[Kevin Barral @kevin_barral]

Jake Burger is back in Miami for the first time since being traded to the Texas Rangers.

[Evan The MeatyOgre @Ginger_taco]

Yes please, I want to root for him but can’t because he’s a Cleveland Brown

[Dez Bryant @DezBryant]

I think he’s a franchise QB and getting him out of Cleveland will be a plus for him… the Saints would be a great fit for him!

[Evan The MeatyOgre @Ginger_taco]

@Marlins

[MLB Trade Rumors @mlbtraderumors]

Reds Designate Chris Paddack For Assignment https://t.co/RAWfAwplG0