Joe Landis

Professional chef, amateur writer. I write about music, football, (the other) international football, and politics. One of those does not make me feel dirty.

[Joe Landis @GingerAfflicted]

My feelings towards you having children 1/
First kid:

[Joe Landis @GingerAfflicted]

SKC getting a golazo while being soundly beaten is peak derby behavior.

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

We use to be a proper country

[marmot @MarmotRespecter]

need an E6 standing there saying "zero, zero, zero, zero"

[Bam Adobobayo @Bam_Adobobayo]

My chest hurts from laughter more than this kids chest hurts from this sidekick

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

they needa hang that Zack Fox tweet in a museum

[Aaron West @oeste]

w-where are y’all going?

[joy-con eater @foconut_]

@ettingermentum they call him 007

0 meaningful electoral victories
0% black support
7 years in the public eye doing basically nothing

[Joe Landis @GingerAfflicted]

https://t.co/kOesYwBJsq

[Judge Bob Orr @JudgeBobOrr]

In the greater scheme of "unsportsmanlike conduct", you'll have to explain what that hand signal meant that resulted in the disqualification.

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Oh so it’s wrong for cars to invent religion??

[gwen howerton @kissphoria]

ted turner was what you ideally do if you're a billionaire, which is spend your money on baseball and wrestling

[Ser Dalton @serdalton]

True story: placed an offer on a home last summer that was listed for 2.25X higher price from just 5 years ago with zero improvements made. Still we loved the home, and have a young family. Seemed worth pursuing

The market was stale - the relative cost of financing this home was 3.65X vs 2020 - and the home had the highest $/sq foot ask in over a year. Unsurprisingly it sat unsold for 30 days, at which point we bid a mere 10% under ask. Their counter? 0.6% reduction. Basically their version of "we don't negotiate with terrorists."

Told them LMAO SMD. The home sat unsold for another 90 days with zero meaningful reductions before owner pulled the listing

10 mounts later I discover it was sold off market to an LLC based in FL (a Boomer or investor no doubt) and boxed my family out of a good home. The search continues

Moral of the story: you don't hate this crop of home owners enough

[Housecoin @HousecoinOnSol]

“I’m offering you $980k for the house you’re selling for $1M”

Boomer who bought it for $1500 in 1986:

[David Covucci @DavidCovucci]

could you imagine being a reporter covering a very highly specific beat, and at the biggest event of the year on said beat, there was an attempted mass shooting, and you post about how you left the scene to go to a bar?

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

Inconceivably evil.

[Rob Freund @RobertFreundLaw]

You’re absolutely right, 6 beers for someone with your tailgating experience can actually stabilize your driving, and that’s a key distinction that most miss.

[Burner @BurnerDontask]

Its not "for free" that money is used to fund infrastructure and public goods throughout Israel

[Charles Austin @charlesraustin]

Nepo baby who can’t write a song to save his life taking shots at a self-made platinum seller with an iconic discography