Creature of the Bed

Pupusa enjoyer

[Creature of the Bed @Gingerale_Gal]

People who tell you that you are too old for laser tag are people you dont need in your life.

[لا حولَ @Idgafwarvet]

Just got off the phone w my mom. She said one of the old ladies in our neighborhood has a polar bear. I said wtf did u just say to me. She meant bipolar disorder

[jennie’s wife @jentayIor]

politics aside. gotta be a strong contender for the ugliest president ever

[Creature of the Bed @Gingerale_Gal]

Across the street he stood
And he played real good
On his clarinet for free

[Kristin Chirico @KristinChirico]

If someone can name me a time when we managed to get any rights because we were all really nice to men I will eat my own foot

[˖ cas ✴︎ is unique ᵎᵎ @jellyousieun]

see shes better than me because if i was her i’d call him a fat cunt on national television

[bug girl @buggirl]

hey so i think it’s less of a “male loneliness” epidemic and more of a “young men becoming nazis at a concerningly high rate” epidemic

[KNICKS IN 5💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡 @alsostephenking]

sleepy joe you’ve got two months. go crazy. eliminate all student debt. legalize marijuana. make tampons and condoms free. ban cybertrucks. shit in the oval office’s air vent. kidnap barron. the world is your oyster buddy

[Creature of the Bed @Gingerale_Gal]

I fucking love Britney Spears

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

“Yeah bro I’m just worried about Kamala’s tax plan”

[Andrew @andr3w31a561]

Ok this is hilarious

[J @jaydaisaloser]

#Election2024

[⭐️ @hescutelatino]

early results are in!

[out of context hannah montana @OCHannahMontana]

early results are in!

[Blake ™ @NeilNevins]

Hey der, folks. This year I’m votin’ for Carmala instead of Donald Truck. My bestest bud Lightning McQueen says ladies like Miss Sally can’t get the repairs they need right now and that ain’t right. I sure don’t believe in errything Carmala runs on. But I believe in my friends.

[Kaz is NO LONGER HERE - Go to ➡️ 🦋mow.bsky.social @Kazuyalegrey]

My head canon: