Just overheard a ER doctor tell a patient “If you are concerned about C02 levels from a face mask, then our climate crises is really gonna make you lose your mind”
Nice to see how Cows can be playful in their spare time — when not being slaughtered for steak or artificially induced to lactate.
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Why do I get the feeling that the @WhiteHouse has its own Kreacher lurking about, muttering "mudbloods" under his breath as he longs for his master to return? Be careful in there @JoeBiden!!
#byebye45
If @realDonaldTrump were to lose (he won’t) his supporters will go to work tomorrow just as we do everyday. When Biden loses, his “supporters” will likely loot and riot. Tells you everything you need to know! #Trump2020
Getting older is kind of annoying cuz all of a sudden random health shit happens and ur like ???why??? I used to survive off an energy drink and a bag of skittles in highschool and now I need all these nutrients to maintain a decent life
~𝗖𝗼𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗴𝗲 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟬~
*me drinking cranberry juice during zoom class*
𝘗𝘳𝘰𝘧: is that a red amber ale?
𝘔𝘦: I wish
𝘗𝘳𝘰𝘧: I feel you, I wish this was vodka, but alas it's herbal tea *𝓦𝓲𝓷𝓴𝓼* but look how adorable my sloth mug is! 🦥
The current Executive Order forbids causal social gatherings of any size. Taking exception to this order is like drilling holes in the bottom of a ship we're all sailing in. We're in this together.
This list was copied from the order's FAQ page, found at https://t.co/fi5toCeNcs
I really wish I could love-slap some sense into people when they literally refuse to realize they are trapped in a toxic relationship, like it hurts to watch from the outside and I can't do anything about it 😟