Dad

Did you just assume my child’s gender?

[Dad @GingerBoyThe3rd]

Booked a little villa in Portugal to celebrate chloe's birthday, anyone else stayed here before, it has mixed reviews?

[Steve Asbell @steveasbell]

Sometimes I just feel invisible.

[Dad @GingerBoyThe3rd]

Cat has come into the house and the first thing it does is throw up in the bathroom. Lisa wonders why I hate the cat

[Dad @GingerBoyThe3rd]

Been the best bank holiday weekend in a long time

[Dad @GingerBoyThe3rd]

Had my old phone for 3 years and not a single scratch on the fucker

[Dad @GingerBoyThe3rd]

Have my new phone for one day and I've already dropped it and scratched the screen ffs

[Dad @GingerBoyThe3rd]

@JDhelpteam I just received an order from yourselves yesterday and after putting them on I've found that the tracksuit bottoms have a hole in them.

[Dad @GingerBoyThe3rd]

People in taxi ranks are for real the worst people in the world, so rude and when you talk back they just cancel your cab

[Dad @GingerBoyThe3rd]

Cant walk 50 meters in the town now without bumping into a landlord or tenant, must speak about the weather more than anyone else

[Dad @GingerBoyThe3rd]

@_JacobDrew Perfect opportunity to use random objects in the house in place of them

[Dad @GingerBoyThe3rd]

Coke zero so shit compared to normal coke

[Dad @GingerBoyThe3rd]

Money heist should have ended after the first two seasons and it would have been 10 times better.

[Dad @GingerBoyThe3rd]

The perks of being a parent is coming up to bed only to find your daughter has thrown up all over herself whilst asleep, 30 minutes and one bath later and now it's time for bed

[Matt Post @MattPostSaysHi]

Happy Batman day here’s the best thing I’ve ever made

[Dad @GingerBoyThe3rd]

Today has been an absolute whirlwind

[Dad @GingerBoyThe3rd]

@_caitlinpurnell @benhallett_xo Oh wow! Bet That'll be lovely!

[Dad @GingerBoyThe3rd]

@_caitlinpurnell @benhallett_xo Always worth the wait! Where have you bought to you in the end? 😁

[Dad @GingerBoyThe3rd]

To this day I'll still argue that free U2 album has some absolute belters on it, don't understand why everyone was kicking off

[Dad @GingerBoyThe3rd]

@lisavknight Ffs stop cleaning you nutter