Things most Americans agree on:
Groceries cost too much.
Tariffs suck and make no sense.
Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.
The debt is a mess.
The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.
Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.
Americans are exhausted.
AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.
Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.
Canadians are super fucking cool.
Mexicans are chill.
Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.
Good neighbors are a blessing.
Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.
We all question, are we alone in the universe?
We all fuck up along the way.
Epstein didn’t hang himself.
The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.
The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!
Things we’re told to fight about:
Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.
That’s the joke.
@AvasFlowers
I ordered flowers for my mom to be delivered Saturday 5/9/26. I received a text prior saying there was an issue with my order and I needed to select something else with a few choices. Ok, fine. I selected roses and a box of chocolate covered strawberries.
I'm livid. This is our 1st Mother's Day without my Dad who passed away last June. I expected a nice gift for her, knowing my dad wasn't here to get it for her. Instead, she was delivered trash and it was late.
Not only that, I have been trying to speak with a customer service agent but the calls drop or I'm told they will call me back. I get a call back, put on hold and after about 5 minutes, the call drops.
Not only did my mom NOT receive her gift in time for Mother's Day, when she did get it this evening, Monday 5/11/26, the chocolate on the strawberries was completely melted and inedible.
@AEW@TonyKhan#fairwaytohell was really excited to have you in our hometown but as a disabled person in the ADA section this is very disappointing. We can't see much. Disabled people deserve better 😞