Just witnessed @SpiritAirlines at dtw last flight out to lga crush this poor man’s trip - because he had wheels that would not allow his perfectly fitting bag onto the plane with his traveling partner and I’m sitting next to two empty seats. What the actual fuck?! Do better @SpiritAirlines Thanks for ruining the holidays for others. Wow wow wow. Worst airline ever.
So sad to find out the legend @LucaTurin is not on Twitter anymore and hope he’s doing well in retirement. One of the top 3 “people I’d love to meet before I die,” celebrity I’ve honored in my lifetime.
Biggest protip advice I have to give when going production mode as a food stylist (aka, sourcing ingredients - and this applies to cocktail/drink stylists as well!) is to USE INSTACART AND UBER EATS - any delivery services will save you time which is money, and if they couldn’t find it, call stores in advance before going out to hunt for something yourself!
Today I’m attempting to boomerang a Baby Blue cocktail to @JubileeDJ cuz I noticed the homies with @NIGELTHREETIMES today at the function. (Just a note I didn’t make this cocktail, it’s a honey sour with orange bitters.) 🕊️
I’ve nearly perfected my brine & oven roasted chicken technique and once I get it done right, I want to see if I can get my chef homies to give me a nod of Michelin style approval. That way I can die happy.
Served Gordon Ramsey my clarified Beef Wellington martini and he blew both my legs clean off with a shotgun because the duxelle didn’t come thru. Still worth it. Just needs a few tweaks!
I love how my business partner was like, hey wanna open a cocktail bar early April. I’m like yeah cool. And now we are OPENING BEFORE JUNE?!?!?
What is life?!
Also not to flex but I’m pretty good at this ಠ‿↼
Happy Mother’s Day to my mom 💐 who also taught me to never gamble, which is valid because I don’t want my wallet involved in that kind of argument anyway! 😂 Life is a gambling game as it is.
I find it really strange that people romanticize some aspects of my life because they've never actually done the work it takes to get to where I am. (And I’m not even at my final form)