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gin Ricky’s on tap

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@taylorswift13 me and @bridget_hickey booked a cute house on the river in that town Georgia O’Keeffe painted in for Oct 21 if you wanna come

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Made my niece an obstacle course out of boxes and called it a boxtacle course my niece is a cat

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#AllTooWellTenMinuteVersion is @taylorswift13’s jungle land fight me

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@deirdretlyons 🍾

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But why is falling off the “I finally got my life together” wagon so FUN

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@BankMercury U better fill on up a thermometer bc **UR 2 hOt 2 MeAsUrE**

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If anyone wants to hire me to sing Daniel tiger songs to grown men in corporate settings I’m available

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@MessedUpPod I am listening to your 420 episode post blunt and I have lost the plot at every turn and it glorious and SHOCKING #workofart

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But where are all the manic pixie dream boys

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New rule when I have my period I can get high at noon

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I wanna become president so I can be on a podcast with Bruce someday

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You call it “bitter” I call it ✨seasoned✨ it’s not potato patato it’s im right you’re wrong

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Where’s the Daniel Tiger episode where Daniel loses his fucking mind in the parking lot, punches his Mom in the face, and screams “STOP YOURE HURTING ME” as Mom attempts to carry him out of oncoming traffic and childless strangers stare in horror and debate calling CPS?

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Watching French girls’ ‘get ready with me’ videos is my new fave quarantine porn

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Did I wake up this morning with 2 crushed white claw cans in my sweatshirt pockets? Yes. #comeformemonday

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Ok my audience of three, tonight’s the night. I’m releasing all the drafts from the vault. We are ginrickitywrecked and recklesssss

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@JackieFielder_ nice to see you here. Thank you for your service if I had any control over the fries you would get them all

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@sfchronicle @krispykreme don’t you EVER pull this kind of shit

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@sfchronicle This is irresponsible disaster porn click bait . Report this shit when you know COD

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Hey @krispykreme I’m in the in n out parking lot and I’d like you to make some gluten free donuts thank you g’bye