Girl Code

Big girllll cAn stillll get it

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I love making people who already hate me hate me even more.

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35 seconds of kim kardashian's baby popping out of her womb it'll probably be wealthier and more successful than i'll ever be

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I vote Kim and kaynes baby for presidency.

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#guyfriend they never get mad at you if they do ure like woahhh ure a boy arent u Indestructible?otherwise I would just hand out with girls

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ctrl alt del my thighs

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#WeAllKnowThatOnePersonWho claims she isn't a slut, yet she's the biggest one I know.

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My neck, my back, Amanda Bynes is on crack.

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I don't want to be in the friendzone! I want to bang you every day, but I want to do that because I want you. I want all of you, for everrr

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There needs to be an app decoding guys.

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After 6 drinks we drink the fuck it drink and that's when you walk over to that bitch you hate and say something to her

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That awkward moment wondering who's gonna take the first bread from the basket at dinner

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Fedoras #icant unless you're Freddy cruger

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If you look like you drink velveta cheese Im most likely attracted to you.

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I'm so naturally funny because my life is a joke.

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perks of not having a thigh gap: when food drops on your lap, you can catch it

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I think I've had a crush on any guy that's said hi to me

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If iOS 7 really tells you when someone screen shots your text message....im envisioning WWIII breaking out.

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Periods are ridiculous. I shouldn't be punished for not getting pregnant.

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I've named all 3 kids I don't have and I don't even have a boyfriend, is that weird?
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You're boobs are awesome at any size
#confidence #girlcode