Girl Type One

Forget them nonnies man✌️

[Girl Type One @GirlTypeOne]

A coworker got everyone valentines and she was like “I know you’re diabetic and I figured you’d be sick of sugary snacks all day” so she got me a giant stick of jerky YES BETES ALLY

[Girl Type One @GirlTypeOne]

I wanted to try the trend of letting your phone auto fill the sentence “women are ____” and it reads like a goddamn poem 😙👌

[Girl Type One @GirlTypeOne]

Successful diabetes management should not and cannot be measured as “good diabetic” and “bad diabetic”, however this is bad diabetes

[Girl Type One @GirlTypeOne]

Next time someone’s being toxic call it emotional DKA

[Girl Type One @GirlTypeOne]

The way I describe the sensation of low blood sugar to nonnies is to imagine you’re eating cereal and the spoon is so fucking heavy you feel like it would be easier to just put your face in the bowl and drown

[Girl Type One @GirlTypeOne]

I was making a pro/con list about my moms boyfriend and subconsciously wrote “he’s a lovely bean” INSTEAD OF MAN

[Girl Type One @GirlTypeOne]

My mom and I had to have a conversation today titled “When you give me a dead bug in a box as a thoughtful gift, please verbally tell me instead of letting me open it”

[Girl Type One @GirlTypeOne]

@ailijones Fat is a constrict, you thought you were a bad bitch in high school BUT NOW LOOK WHAT A BAD BITCH YOU’VE BECOME

[Girl Type One @GirlTypeOne]

Lord grant me the audacity of a mediocre white man

[eye-lee @ailijones]

EMERGENCY!!! My friend and I need to make $500 so she can adopt the cutest puppy and she only needs $180 more!! Pls see reply to see my lists of goods & services I can offer in exchange for currency so we can acquire dis cute boy. Or if u love me u can venmo @ Aili-jones :’)

[Girl Type One @GirlTypeOne]

Ironic the met gala theme was the future of America yet I haven’t seen a single mask on the red carpet. That’s the future since ya’ll won’t just get your vax.

[Girl Type One @GirlTypeOne]

Sometimes I end voicemails with “ sorry this message is so long” when I really mean “sorry this message is so incredibly and painfully awkward”

[Girl Type One @GirlTypeOne]

I don’t know why but :) is far too intimate

[Girl Type One @GirlTypeOne]

A sure fire sign you have a healthy relationship with your diabetes is when your dex is visible in ALL your nudes

[Girl Type One @GirlTypeOne]

Imho in 2021 being a gentlemen has to mean being a feminist

[Girl Type One @GirlTypeOne]

The whole ‘not renewing diabetes prescriptions until you make an appointment’ thing is gross and REALLY annoying

[Girl Type One @GirlTypeOne]

Wouldn’t it be fun if Donald trump got eaten but an alligator while golfing in Florida

[Girl Type One @GirlTypeOne]

I have enough people following my #dexcom it would be helpful to have a button to let everyone know I’m alive after an urgent low alarm

[Girl Type One @GirlTypeOne]

The only kinda kinks I’m really not into are canula related

[eye-lee @ailijones]

Prolly having diabetes