Girth Brooks III

just here to rub one out (for free), talk some shit, and then I’ll mosey on back to the ranch. 34 and the the only wiser I got was wiseass

[mak @matchageekbar]

no babe i love your farts i promise the small ones don’t even stink

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@mrtesfayeswife

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@BooBerryBabie Of course! Just turn your camera off. My ego couldn’t take the giggling 😂

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@trashcanroom

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@girlfailurelena Nah that’s your brain being a dick. You be you and it’ll lead to the ones you wanna talk to. 🫰🏻

[Girth Brooks III @GirthBrooks3rd]

@shadyrebelli0n How else would I expel all my passion if I didn’t?

[Lena @girlfailurelena]

Being naked home alone is awesome

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@necrokitty420

[madison (top 0.1% on sudoku) @madsmotionless]

I hate drinking because when I drink I think and I hate having thoughts

[Girth Brooks III @GirthBrooks3rd]

@necrokitty420

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@CoaStq6w192t @ACcess_q6x8r *THICC

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@pixseok I mean to think we’re alone in this vast space beyond our planet is foolish. So yes.…. 😂😂😂

[Girth Brooks III @GirthBrooks3rd]

@bluntgutzss If you look like this then yes.

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@unusedcartt Me appreciating you giving the time and effort

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@unusedcartt

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@brianasrevenge I’m sure their vocabulary is quite extensive and that’s why they do it…. 😂

[Girth Brooks III @GirthBrooks3rd]

@pathologicbratt I’d love to but I know stage fright would probably get me

[Girth Brooks III @GirthBrooks3rd]

@anya2I_likecats Perfect. You can start by face riding like you’re trying to knock my teeth out and break my nose. And if I tap out just finish climb off and elevate my legs to get the blood flowing again. 🤷🏼‍♂️

[Girth Brooks III @GirthBrooks3rd]

I need people to play DbD with. If interested you’ll get the bonus of hear me scream a little higher pitched than a grown man should.

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@baseball_mutt I’ve been teaching my friends kids to use gesundheit and it worked so well for their manners 😂