Gary “The Girth” Johnson

ISU ΣΦΕ ‘97 | Jack Johnson Enthusiast | Busch Light Enjoyer | Occasional Bag Ripper | 4 D3 Offers | Jordan Spieth Truther | 10 Handicap #Cubs #RollClones🌪️

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I need this like a fat bitch needs food #please

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🪵, #RapeMeWithYourBoobs

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@Shaynagillis Fair

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@LennieSmallBBN Ella sweeps the series in blowout fashion #ellafella

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@RichardCranny69

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@SheClap4Sosa Can’t be a squid if you’re rocking the whale, Sammy’s down for the cause

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@PeteMitchell87 Couldn’t carry the women’s tees eh?

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@JTburnerman

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@Shaynagillis Fag Disorder, only known cure is drinking a beer instead

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“Top 5 ways to relieve stress” in the first slide with the “glaze me” caption has to be a gay son operative they’re just running up the score if not #gayson

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

#CUBS WIN!

FINAL: Cubs 9, Rockies 3.

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@AriGoldsBurner We as gentlemen must Depopmaxx

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Yeah I’m giving up on TJMaxxing, back to Depopmaxxing

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@DrewBreez98 @burnervers “Turn your head and cough for me”

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@CycloneFB @WideRtNattyLt @philsteele042 Who could possibly be the first team kicker #stopthecount

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Just tried #TJMaxxing for the first time, where tf do some of you in the BV live to be finding needlepoint and knockoff S&B there

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This dude will give the most basic take in world then look at you with that peptide stare #gettingold

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@craiginthecut All fun and games till you gotta let your 8 badass little kids loose in a Walmart

[Iowa State Men’s Basketball @CycloneMBB]

Happy Birthday, Johnny Orr!

We Miss You, Coach!

#Cyclones | #C5C

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@BenjCobb

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