Kissiah Kretschmer

Once they offer ya these people shoulder blades

[Kissiah Kretschmer @Giselafqcic]

Americans: "Fu, how old you gotta b 2 get in dat joint?". Africans: "excuse me chief...wuz dee age restriction foh yo dance establishment"

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Justin escribio "Never let yo go" para Caitlin Beadles. "Down to earth" para sus papas y "Stuck in The moment" para una fan. RT awww <3

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I just wanna give a shoutout to god. yo real talk tomorrow aint ever promised

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I really hope Kreayshawn wins best new artist. haha

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#TeamFollowBack @Jenniferqdmrv @nikecil @Tennis_RT @Mz_BayBay1 @MarianGonza @TicoxMTF @Jennicaxxwuh #ff #FollowFriday

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There is nothing remarkable about it, all one has to do is hit the right keys at the right time and the instrument plays itself

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@Yadaonar The only Zen you find on the tops of mountains is the Zen you bring up there - Robert M Pirsig

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dam yo rick ross looks like he lost weight....he looks like a good 676 pounds now

[Kissiah Kretschmer @Giselafqcic]

In the cage there is food, not much, but there is food-outside are only great stretches of freedom - Nicanor Parra

[Kissiah Kretschmer @Giselafqcic]

Insect #joke What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly? Try sewing buttons on a mosquito!

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#TeamFollowBack @Gretayvcbd @Vhey_Pratama @NiiLeC @ReyhansAA @willy_sutanto @kevinengel @ #ff #FollowFriday

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I have truck nuts hanging from my nuts.

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@Fletaxr855 Art is never finished, only abandoned - Leonardo DaVinci, (maybe)

[Kissiah Kretschmer @Giselafqcic]

Witch #joke What do you call a witch with one leg? Eileen

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Yo i need some new ppl to follow...interesting people with good insight, brilliant minded, etc.

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@Vidalsuls When I hear somebody sigh, 'Life is hard, ' I am always tempted to ask, 'Compared to what' - Sydney Harris

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#Shoutout @Goldinatqtpk @simonsianipar @ICECREAMxBANDIT @sadamBN @Eireel @Atikha_tiwi @Goldieowkrv #ff #FollowFriday

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@Myesharmj Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed - Emily Elizabeth Dickinson

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Race the likes of Mario and Sonic down the 100m track, leap over the high jump or churn water in a swimming heat http://t.co/CqQqjZc2

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Insect #joke First Caribou: Which bug gobbles up trash? Second Caribou: The litterbug