Chris Cullen

A+ tshirt game, D- hairline. Let them eat coddle.

[Chris Cullen @Gisty]

@MrGoodlyCooks People, and especially beginners, need to realise that playing up a tee or even 2 can make things so much more enjoyable.

You can always move back a tee if you're making too many birdies....

[Chris Cullen @Gisty]

@GrrlGhost Thanks, could have done without knowing this lad existed.

[Chris Cullen @Gisty]

Snipers

[NUCLR GOLF @NUCLRGOLF]

🐢😴 #SLOW PLAY — It took this college golfer 1:20 to hit his putt… 💀

What ideas do you have to fix slow play?

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

The internet used to be full of websites; there were millions of them and you could browse for hours and come away smarter rather than dumber. Now there are four sites and they've made half the population illiterate. We've destroyed a wonderful thing, and it has destroyed us.

[MYGOLFSPY @MyGolfSpy]

Twitter needs a button that's "bring back that golf tweet I was just starting to read before you automatically refreshed."

[Chris Cullen @Gisty]

@feederofcats Tell him I said hi

[Chris Cullen @Gisty]

@jamierkennedy @carnelinks You're getting blessed with the good weather

[Chris Cullen @Gisty]

@jamierkennedy Carne is absolutely off the charts amazing. Like playing golf on the moon.

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

Look, was LIV Golf successful? No.

Did it bolster the reputations of everybody involved? Also, no.

But was it fun? Once again, no.

[Chris Cullen @Gisty]

@SamMonsonNFL "Oh no, I have to keep driving this thing. What a disaster."

[Chris Cullen @Gisty]

Genuinely one of the best things out there, even if you don't like golf. The absolute joy in it is infectious

[No Laying Up @NoLayingUp]

Icarito got the chance to play Augusta National on Monday after the tournament.

How did it go? Find out on our latest pod.

[No Laying Up @NoLayingUp]

If LIV doesn’t come out with another one of these today I really don’t know what we’re doing here

[Chris Cullen @Gisty]

U ok hun? x

[PM's Office of Japan @JPN_PMO]

[Emergency alert]
North Korea has launched a suspected ballistic missile. More updates to follow.

[Chris Cullen @Gisty]

I don't watch baseball, I have no interest in baseball but I have always been fascinated by how absolutely terrible the umpires are at their jobs. I get most sports have people complaining about the officials but these guys are constantly, demonstrably wrong so often it's scary.

[Umpire Auditor @UmpireAuditor]

Umpire Adrian Johnson missed 15 calls in the Mariners Angels game and had 7 calls overturned -- the most of any umpire on the day.

He's now 2nd in the league in calls overturned.

[Chris Cullen @Gisty]

@feederofcats Tell him I said pspspspspspsps

[Prost Stan Account 🐝 @f1_headassery]

no super clipping
no tyre saving
no artificial overtakes
no battery

just straight wheel to wheel racing

[BMW M Motorsport @BMWMotorsport]

You dreamed it. We built it. The BMW M3 Touring 24H.

What began as an April Fools’ joke turned into reality after your overwhelming demand in 2025.

This beast is ready to take on the 24 Hours of Nürburgring—one race only.

#WeBuiltIt

[Chris Cullen @Gisty]

@MrGoodlyCooks Nothing wrong with doing that man. Sneaking a Friday off to do whatever you want is great.

[Chris Cullen @Gisty]

@EmptyBox_007 A ratchet strap?