I don’t want to "download the app" to pay for parking. I don’t want to "create an account" to see a menu. I don’t want to "provide feedback" on a 30-second interaction. I just want to exist in the physical world without a digital leash.
Kenyans will forever remain stupid, which is why they were easily misled into believing that Uhuru Kenyatta could not steal because he came from a rich family, yet he looted the Eurobond billions, used the money to build Northlands, then spent his final days in power using NCBA to launder Kenyatta family loot while twisting the law to help money laundering NCBA evade taxes.
Today, the same Kenyans are on social media getting wet because a psychopath accused of killing his wife and young children threw around a few big English words, and just like that, the conversation has shifted from a dead woman and dead children to his vocabulary, education and ability to speak polished English.
It is extremely hard to help a Kenyan because wealth, English and a suit are often enough to make them forget theft, blood and basic common sense.
The Portuguese Football Federation should launch an investigation into how Roberto Martinez was ever hired. A suitably spineless end to a waste of three and a half years.