Rhonda Crutcher

Sometimes a pastor, sometimes a teacher, sometimes a scholar, always a rabble-rouser. Bringing you the best in snarky commentary since 1968.

[BlackMountain @DBlack_Mountain]

THE REAL TRUTH

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

Armed security didn’t stop the gunman at a store in Buffalo or a nightclub in Orlando. They couldn’t prevent shootings at schools in Santa Fe, Parkland or Uvalde. And now, even Secret Service couldn’t stop a shooting at a political rally in Pennsylvania.

It’s the fucking guns.

[😼 @dutchessprim]

But he didn’t intervene at Uvalde?

Your god sucks.

[I Smoked Lindsey Graham @BlackKnight10k]

Live your life in such a way that the entire world isn't ready to throw a party when you get shot

[David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111]

If you keep talking about the assassination attempt don’t you dare tell the kids who survive school shootings and their families to “just get over it”

What happened today is unacceptable and what happens every day to kids who aren’t the president and don’t survive isn’t either.

[Olivia Messer @OliviaMesser]

this is one of those horrifyingly clear moments in history when you immediately know everything has changed but you can’t see how yet

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Biden mixed up the name of his VP.

Trump tried to kill his.

[Rev. Benjamin Cremer @Brcremer]

Every school shooting deserves this kind of unified anger and condemnation.

Every mass shooting deserves this kind of unified outrage.

Our kids in our schools deserve this kind of solidarity.

The perpetual gun violence in our country deserves unified opposition and action.

[Rev. Benjamin Cremer @Brcremer]

If you see that God is in the business of protecting your preferred presidential candidate from death, but not the other person at the rally, or school children, or immigrants, or Palestinians, then it may be that you��re confusing your own political bias for God.

[Abraxsys @Abraxsys]

Whatever your feelings about the Trump shooting, it’s worth pointing out that if a Secret Service team can’t protect a presidential candidate, maybe expecting Mrs. Krabappel to protect her 4th grade students from an active shooter is unrealistic.

[T. Greg Doucette @greg_doucette]

Senate Dems should take one of their assorted gun control bills off the shelf, rename it something like "Trump Assassination Prevention Act," and force Rs to do a talking filibuster to block it

[Rhonda Crutcher @Gitano131]

Excellent and cogent thread.

[Lura Groen @lura_groen]

We’ve talked about lots of cultural reasons the white mainline church is in decline, but I don’t believe we’ve talked enough about how the decline of the middle class has led to decreased congregational engagement.

[Lura Groen @lura_groen]

We might even say that the policies white boomers voted for contributed to the decline of the church that white boomers are now lamenting. If we wanted to be controversial.

[Laura Robinson @LauraRbnsn]

You know what would be an amazing act of spousal support is for William to replace everyone who has done PR for them since January.

[Keegan Osinski 🏳️‍🌈 @keegzzz]

I told a friend that I was doing FB Live and people were tipping me on Venmo and he was like “Oh so you’re a Nazarene e-girl?” 💀 #NazGA2023

[Keegan Osinski 🏳️‍🌈 @keegzzz]

Might I interest you in @TheMagnificast

[Rhonda Crutcher @Gitano131]

@LeviCJones Yeah, I knew that. I just didn't think he'd be able to do his part of it and also be GS. But if he can, that's great!

[Rhonda Crutcher @Gitano131]

Ok so now that #NazGA2023 is finished, it's time for everyone's favorite game, The Post-General Assembly shuffle!! Let's name the positions opened up by the GS election and fantasy cast them!

[ChurchoftheNazarene @Nazarene]

Shout out to our amazing production team working behind the scenes this week! #NazGA2023

[Rhonda Crutcher @Gitano131]

Nampa College Church, Regional Director for South America, and that Wesley chair at NTS that T. Scott was just announced for. 😄Anything I'm missing?
#NazGA2023

[Rhonda Crutcher @Gitano131]

Ok so now that #NazGA2023 is finished, it's time for everyone's favorite game, The Post-General Assembly shuffle!! Let's name the positions opened up by the GS election and fantasy cast them!